SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2023/2024

LEVERKUSEN! Another goal in stoppage time.

What a comeback!

BORAT is crying into his porridge.

 

Surprised to see FC Carrier Bag competing at that level

 

Best thing about Rangers losing was i wasnt kept up til 1 by hun pissheads celebrating in nearby pubs.... instead i just got one solitary, furlone jakey piping up with 'fuck the pope and the IRA' for 3 hours. He'd go quiet for another few minutes and id forget he was there then 'fuck ra pope unra IRA' again. No idea where he was even sitting but it got fucking annoying

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/GlDT8BFx1-Y?si=thThy1k-Gu_kMuiN

 

First time in ages where Arsenal will be the favorites against Bayern.

 

Can the West Ham n Eggers beat Leverkusen?

 

I have a feeling they have a better chance than people are giving them. Leverkusen obviously have to be favourites, but West Ham played great last night and a few of their players seem to be hitting form at the right time.

 

All three Italian clubs in the Europa League round of 16 (Roma, AC Milan & Atalanta) all advanced to the quarters.

The three Italian clubs in the Champions League round of 16 (Inter Milan, Napoli & Lazio) not so much.

 

What the hell happened to Brentford?

 

Meanwhile at Everton...

Dyche's playful slap on Everton star leads to altercation with players

 

They'll stay up, purely because there are three teams worse than them. They need to recruit badly though, especially as I think Toney will go to Arsenal in the summer.

 

That was a hell of a match between the West Ham & Aston Villa.

Tough break for the Hammers getting two goals disallowed but they both looked like correct calls.

 

Everton sold striker Ellis Sims to Coventry for £8 million.

He's scoring hat tricks and braces and has now led them to Wembley for the FA Cup semifinals.

Meanwhile, we cannot score goals. Only Shitfield United have less goals in the Prem than we do.

Another brilliant move!

 

The good news is that you appear in the process of takeover by some asset-stripping venture capitalists with no money. They'll sort it all out!

Viva modern fitba!

MTF

 

Exactly, look on the bright side. They might make a lot of money for the shareholders.

 

Like a fucking magpie that perches out of your line of sight and won't shut the fuck up

 

I wonder if Jimmy is busy tormenting his brother ....

 

2nd,3rd Season syndrome......plus Ivan Toney being banned for 400 years

 

In European Championship Qualifying Greece and Georgia battled to a thrilling 0-0 draw.

 

I think this calls for war because war is the continuation of scoreless draws by other means.

 

Powerhouses!

 

Lewis Dunk what the funk......

 

Neville Southall looks fucking terrible

 

Denmark leading the Faroe Islands 2-0. It seems the oppression of the poor islands lives on.

 

Probably not something they care about when Northern Ireland play Scotland who do the English tend to cheer for?

 

The King, for they are both his children.

 

Wales and Poland should be systematically nuked.

 

I was looking for the input of an Englishman, not a filthy immigrant.

 

Something is not quite right with England. Ireland should have beaten Belgium.....England struggled out there tonight.