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This game is way way too.open to suit Bayern in the long run....

 

Instead of cursed or hexed, we shall now say "Kane'd".

 

Rangers fans would love to see Kane at Celtic to end their streak of titles.

 

Just read that if dortmund win the CL they get €20m prize...but if they lose they get €25m from Real as an add on of the Bellingham fee! Add in player bonuses afterwards. The club accountant will probably be watching with a Real scarf on

 

That's wild!

 

If Bellingham scores or assists on any Real Madrid goal it should be triple.

 

These motherfuckers did it AGAIN! Leverkusen - once again mere minutes from losing - score a last-minute goal to equalize.

And STILL unbeaten.

 

It's actually insane now how often they keep doing this. Never seen anything like it before.

 

And what adds to it is they didn't really need the goal.

 

There will obviously come a point where the well runs dry and they can't rescue it, but I do hope they see it through to the very end of the season. An unbeaten treble would be an unbelievable achievement.

 

Heads up? Hopefully not

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Wouldn't surprise me if Man U turned up today just to fuck up the title race for someone else, that's all they're good for these days.

 

Right now it bears a lot of hall marks to the Liverpool game,Arsenal winning but United more than in it and looking relatively happy but huge underdogs at 20/1

 

I saw a bit of it at 230am ....a sort of faint green glow .....

 

Right now Arsenal looking most likely to get that 2nd ..

 

Funny how City had to rely on Man U & now Arsenal have to rely on Spurs.

 

Credit to Arsenal for taking it to the final day, whatever happens from here. It's nice to see them back fighting for titles again.

 

Jurgen Klopp's final away game.

LFC are now locked into third place. Aston Villa, coming off a disappointing performance last week, can still be overtaken by Spurs for the fourth CL spot. A win today seals it.

 

Steven Gerrard had Villa in 17th place. One point above the relegation zone. He got shitcanned and replaced by the Spanish version of Dracula and they're about to qualify for the CL a season later.

 

What an annoying scratchy tetchy game this is.

John McGinn is not a guy who should ever open his fucking mouth about people going in hard.

But there he is rolling around like a ball of mercury on a mirror.

Offsides, dopey fouls, shit goals, scratchy play and a muggy home-crowd.

 

Season in a microcosm, really.

 

Tom Hanks was entertained.

 

Would be awesome for spurs to get a result and help Arsenal win the league.

 

Here's what happens:

Spurs win..
Arsenal win league
Spurs miss out on CL football anyway
Arsenal win league
spurzy

 

What a strange game......

 

What a soft shitty goal

 

55 minutes, where's your money?

Spurs have drawn ZERO home games this season. Zero..

 

Ederson crying like a child on the bench smfh

 

Spurs....had chances.

 

Yawn...don't especially care about current Arsenal but City, even on a fairly mediocre year by their standards, haven't looked like giving up anything for what seems like months...done, dusted