SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2023/2024

Its beautiful.

 

They missed 3 like that late on Vs Turkey

 

Georgia is in Europe. Just like Israel. But not Russia. Russia is like totes Asiatic.

 

See how he tried to say it had nothing to do with Germany when it had EVERYTHING to do with Germany. ....that's how the cunning German rolls. Then he says he's not impressed..... that means he was impressed. But he'll ever say that. Sneaky Fritz.

 

Turkeys shit being pushed in a bit ....

 

Turkey looked dangerous early and then Portugal kicked into a higher gear.

 

I think Turkey are a sort of bully side. They'll batter little guys but if they're stood up to they'll fold. We shall see..

 

I don't think it was prudent of kane to wade into this debate. Should have kept shtum and done the business on Tuesday..

 

Barnabas Varga in a bad way here.

 

This fucking Ádám fella looks like he was just pulled out of the local Hells Angels chapter and asked to play in a game of football

 

Argie ref is having a laugh.....

 

Good luck to Varga, looked he landed on his head/neck. Two godawful teams cancelling each other out and probably for the best they both exit through the door marked do one...not sure why Hungary decided to wait until injury time to remember that a scoreless draw was worthless

Edit: and just as I typed submit...

 

Turgid enough stuff made worse by the lad being hurt. Good riddance....

 

Sounds like the Moroccan government/military.

 

Avoid cops in Morocco and India.

 

And Nicaragua.

 

USA! USA! USA!

Kicking off against Mike Tyson's second favorite country. Bolivia.

 

Christian PULLL-THIS-DICK with a great goal in the 4th minute!!

 

For the last 20 years or so, Lalas has been paid to be the opinionated, annoying guy on the panel. He relishes that role. Same thing when he's commentating games. He's always over the top.

 

Not real football. It's like when you have a birthday with Ferraris and strippers and cakes a d golden steaks and the family next door hire the clown and have Uncle Buck making waffles.

Not the same.

 

No disrespect but they don't get it. Shit posting has to be quality. It can't be corny or effusive comedy. You have to be 99% serious and look it too. In fact the best shit posting is when you ARE serious but you say things in an offensive fashion instead of matter of factly.

Silly things like "it's beautiful" just signal that you're on the wind-up and that you're not serious.

The English do it better.....they have guys who are so "good" at shit posting knobheads who ring up the station so they can "agree with Andy" or "take issue with something Mike said"



.....people take one look at Lalas and smell a wanker.

 

How not to do it.....

 

Watch this. Worst shite ever.

https://www.youtube.com/live/hdvy2c-yZoc?si=SqAHRB5pkXR2T_K3

 

Never forget that time Harry Kane terrorised Phil Foden and Henderson was powerless to stop him.....

 

The second he held up a newspaper, change the channel.

 

I am not a fan or anything. I care less about what any of these clowns say than anyone here.

I'm just saying why he's there. There will never be four people agreeing with each other's bland opinions with him there. That's his job. Whether he's ultra negative or too positive.

My original point was he does know football when he's serious. So does Dempsey though he's much much quieter.

 

You realize Argentina & Brazil play in this tournament, right?

 

That's a decent game. Not Inca Andes Vs Las Pampas de Paraguay .

 

Well yes. It's a story about a story. You see it everywhere now. Guys doing a story based on twitter articles. "this is what I say about what this guy said about what this other guy said".

IT USED to be good back when getting news content meant actually buying papers and reading them. Nowadays I can have 10 news accounts in minutes....I don't need Dingus and Hamish to hold up a paper so they can pad their content .

In the 1990s it was different.

 

This is from 2001 but you get the idea.....