SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2023/2024

Slovaks not doing enough here.

 

Never smiles when he scores. My number 1 gripe with modern fitbaw and he's the worst for it I've ever seen

 

You have to ask yourself what others are making of this. If England bop through they might lull everyone else into a false sense of security.

Right now....it's Imposter Syndrome. They're acting like they think they're no good.

 

These guys going down and staying down is all tactical. Nothing wrong with them.

 

He probably wags his finger and puts it to his lips when he flushes the bog.

 

Yeah shades of Columbia in Russia about them.....a lot of bullshit and not much football. If England equalise they'll get another pronto.

 

Get Gordon on, you useless twat!

MTF

 

Dived. Clumsy tackle though..

 

The pub im in has a sour called 'anyone but ingerland', haha

 

Palmer does well, beats a man on the wing, plays it to Walker, who plays it backwards. Fucking infuriating.

 

I had a few pints of something called "Camden Hells" when I was in Waterloo. Nice but it numbs the mouth after 3 pints.....

 

He's a diving cunt as well. He's not even good at it, either.

MTF

 

No attacks from Slovakia. Plus playacting..

I'm putting £20 on England to get through.

 

Relax, he'll do it on 87th minute

 

Guehi was done there. Slovakia finally attack.

 

Does Southgate know this is a knockout game?

 

Fuckin Kane

 

Slovaks like crows mobbing Bellingham.

 

He has all the awareness and sharpness of Joe Biden.

 

I don't know what he knows anymore.

 

Wine into water, praise Gareth

 

80mins. No shots on target.

Shameful.

MTF

 

Rice missing that one tells you it's over.

 

I'll tell you......if they go out, he'll be proper crucified....and it could get very very ugly.

 

I used to believe in the "not your day" stuff but it's all mental bullshit....you MAKE IT your day.

 

Southgate vibes like one of those guys who pays somebody to fuck his wife so he can watch

 

Mainoo and Palmer should be regular starters from now on.

 

Considering the players available, this would be arguably the worst defeat in English football history.

MTF

 

Wears a lifejacket when he washes the car