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Kane the central defender doing more than Kane the central striker.

 

71 minutes played 0 shots on target. The Southgate era

 

Fuck sake

 

Will Jude save Southgate's job again?

 

No, Saka saved his job this time.

 

I think he just sacked him? 'Me come off? Nah, don't think so'

 

Jammy

 

Why does it always take England going a goal down for Southgate to make changes and to start playing

 

Please sack this cunt. It's just not funny any more.

MTF

 

Ssshhh...

The man is clearly playing chess while the rest of the world plays checkers.

 

Is their a job opening at Newcastle?

 

Aye, I hear we need someone to file paperclips in the Sportwashing Department

MTF

 

Because he's fucking useless.

MTF

 

Saka has been our best player by miles, the only guy trying to take people on and do something. Deserved his goal.

I genuinely have no idea what the commentators and pundits were raving about earlier, we've been shite. AGAIN.

 

These guys might be a good fit

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southgate_Athletic_F.C.

 

I know, right? Total spin

 

Switzerland getting out their own third is a trigger for england to fall in to a flat back 5, you can see Stones call it. So negative

 

You see it all the time in various sports. Instead of playing to win it's playing not to lose. Too afraid to not make mistakes.

 

Is the Swiss coach wearing makeup?

 

Id rather lose in ET than the inevitable penalty collapse. This clown is probably already playing for pens.

MTF

 

I can't handle watching pens. Too much stress.

 

Southgate's only gone and tried to choke out Kane

 

Bellingham is an overrated, arrogant prick.

MTF

 

Pickford would have looked like a right tit if that corner had gone in

 

Listening to alan shearer speak is like watching an old man jog

 

Most unlikeable english player i can recall, perfect epitome of cuntish modern player

 

Here we go again. Who becomes the nations' scapegoat this time?

MTF

 

Shaqiri is class

 

He's also nowhere near as good as he clearly thinks he is. I'd fucking bat him if I was playing in the same team as him.

MTF

 

Switzerland have been the better side today but it's irrelevant now.