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Michael and Azriel probably couldn't save them now.

 

At least he can still scare you into a mistake.

 

I think Liverpool under Klopp were at 11 too often. Slot turned it down. Less is more kind of thing.

 

The other day in work I was thinking about that weird goofy looking guy who'd done so much damage to Liverpool when he was at Palace and had also played for Newcastle. Couldn't think of his name but his goofy face was stuck on my mind. Eventually I forgot about his ass and went back to work..

.... Spoiled for choice today so I'm flicking back and forth between games and I settled on the last 10 minutes of Fake Celtic Vs Fake Rangers......

.....and there he is, up front, playing for Fake Celtic......goofy face Dwight Gayle.

 

1-1 at St James app half-time

 

Ian Wright's class, worth a watch

 

They left out the bit where he got a call up to play and he went to the athletics ground in Crystal Palace instead Selhurst Park and had to run to the grounds

 

8 added minutes at Old Trafford fuck off

 

Zirksees abuse incoming on social media, they'll amplify that so as to deflect from yet another shit united performance.

Boo now, whistle now, twats

 

Saw that earlier. How do you feel? I'd say their pulling their wee blue wands off in rapture.

 

Hard luck Ipswich

Proper old school feel to that FA Cup now.

Forest Vs Preston final

 

Honestly, I hope it goes well for them, I don't think it's any long-term benefit to us in them being totally shite. And just from a fan entertainment perspective these precessional one sided seasons are boring

But I'm still pretty skeptical. Skeptical it'll happen, skeptical that there's any good intentions behind it

Alot of them are in raptures as if it's 20 years ago, pre-ffp and some oil sheik has just swooped in. I almost feel sorry for them b/c I can't see it

 

Liverpool being reminded of what actual Mount Everest levels of oxygen feel like, not this Snowdonia bollox we've been feasting off all year.

 

When I watched it I was reminded of that kid in the movies who when he got "treated" always seemed to get "treated" at a shittier restaurant or a shittier sports store than the other kids but was spoken to like he'd just been brought to Harrods with a collection of blank cheques. Like a downer being patronised.

Rangers being given the owners who couldn't afford something grander but being told how lucky they are.

We'll see.

 

This is the last type of bollox Liverpool need. A fucking midweek working-over with a 2 day turnaround before the main order of business at the weekend.

 

PSG DOMINANT but still 0-0. Liverpool will be absolutely delighted if this finishes goalless.

 

Alisson has been outstanding

 

Salah's decision making has been awful

 

Unbelievable, Jeff. Alisson man of the match for sure now. Liverpool late goal.

 

Huge win

 

Some fucking dolly bird at pitch side. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

 

Paris smfh

 

You know people will say that Liverpool were lucky, but Alisson put in masterclass in goalkeeping. PSG had their chances and didn't take them. Slot makes key substitution and instant impact. Massive win.

 

Elliot reminds me of a character from Wind on the Willows or Peter Rabbit.

 

Goalkeeping is as much a part of the game as scoring is. People forget this. But Liverpool only having 28% of the ball is not good enough either.

Now onto the real meat of the week.....Southampton.

 

Isn't it Wisp of the Willows?

 

Will O The Wisp

A supposedly ghost like creature who wanders the swamp with a lamp .....in fact it's random explosions of methane gas.