NON-BOXING - FightBeat's Greatest Moments 2000 - 2025

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  1. Punk

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    2 short dudes arguing over who was taller. It was epic.
     
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    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    Height is overrated!

    Didnt you see nick ball whip rey vargas and get fucked by the judges??!!
     
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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    I remember Destruction claiming that he ran a mid 10 second 100 metre "from memory when I was 13 years old" - I'm not sure why that came into it at all, probably because Rydell claimed he could bench press 5000lbs.
     
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    Azazel "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    What's the story here ?? I recall some poster hyping Witter big time back in the day, so I'm guessing that's him, but don't remember the specifics
     
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    i remember this. one of them was a marciano vhs. a few times i helped him move and moved those tapes as well. at some point they joined my rather large vhs collection which somehow im not quite sure where it is. that had to be close to 20 years ago now.
     
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    Wiser 1878 Bridgerweight Champion

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    Attraction. Huge Witter fan.

    The same guy who broke his "banjo string" jerking off to lesbian porn. He also had a problem with rectal bleeding that he decided to go public with on Fightbeat.

    He was eventually banned for making a sexual remark about another poster's daughter.
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Alabama had a creature of a girlfriend.....

    weird enough looking/shaped that 2 guys sitting at a coffee shop look at each other n asked each other "would you hit it?".....Alabama Man had a baby glock in his pant pocket ready to use it if those two devils wanted to have their way w/ his woman.
     
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    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    Cuete jolex was nothin to play with
     
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    Wiser 1878 Bridgerweight Champion

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    That guy went through several different phases where it seemed he created a character that he thought would impress fightbeat. When one was either exposed or he came to the conclusion no one was impressed it was on to the next one.

    Gangster Alabama Man was short lived thanks to the responses he got from that post.
     
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    Wiser 1878 Bridgerweight Champion

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    Somebody made an offer to GeeMoney to pay all of his travel expenses to fly to Canada to fight (was it Steve Dave or Buddy Rydell?) and he never responded.

    A guy who claims to be a world class fighter turning down a free round trip flight to fight an internet hater.
     
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    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    That episode ^was a bit before my stay here or at least i wasn't paying attention to it, but who in their right mind would fight @Buddy Rydell ? That muthafucka can climb rope like nobodies bizness!
     
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    Jen.

    He dated her all through college and still hadn't hit it by graduation.

    Didn't he post some creepy pictures of her sleeping on here?

    All he wanted to do was impress other Fightbeat members but he had absolutely horrific judgment on how to go about that.
     
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    REED Got on Bama's Shit List for CLOWNING Him, After He Admitted to Letting His Girl Slow Dance w/Other Dudes...



    REED:duck:
     
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    Wiser 1878 Bridgerweight Champion

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    Another guy who seemed cool when he first got here then became a self-absorbed douche and ended up either rage quitting or leaving in disgrace:

    dsimon
     
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    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

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    Yeah he would put up pictures claiming he looked like this;

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    But in reality, he looked like this;

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    Odd marie was on here for a few
     
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    Who was the guy who kept threatening to post a picture of CDogg's sister? He was a Chelsea supporter (gag.)

    He and CDogg both ended up fucking off.
     
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    TLC?

    I think that was him.
     
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    Orion would have been killed in that fight. Point blank. At best he could maybe choke one out but I doubt it. He'd be constantly getting bitten by the other and like your bro said, he'd eventually curl up and get bitten to death .

    Pitbull is a piece of shit for even volunteering to let his dogs fight him. If I knew the fight was really going down, I would have gone out of my way to stop it.
     
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    More to this.

    When I met Jaws I was 34. He was really young, like 20-24 or so.

    He was spilling it on all the people he met. Mostly positive stuff. But he did say that "dsimon's a fucking whale, bro."

    I asked him what? In a way because dsimon had been hyping himself up as some ex fighter. I think he was an ex kick boxer or something. And like I said, he was cool as fuck when he first started posting but after a few months became unbearable. Petre TG part 2. He couldn't talk about a fight without mentioning his fighting career.

    Jaws said, "Yeah, bro. He's like 300 lbs"

    So later on I was posting in a thread and this dickhead came in talking shit. I called him a fat fuck. He went silent. "

    Then he sent me some PM saying "Did Jaws say I was fat? If Jaws said I was fat he was lying!"

    He quit Fightbeat shortly after that. A couple of weeks later I got some weird youtube video sent to me. Asking me if I was a fighter and if we could set up a fight somewhere. The video was some older white dude kicking and hitting a bag. I thought it was just spam at first. Then I realized...yeah, that's dsimon.
     
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    Yeah quite a few fat dudes came crashing down here, either by putting up a fat pic (Beyond the Grave, Death from Above) or it seems also by just being a hidden fat cunt and trying to hide behind a previous non-fat fighting era.
     
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    Over 25 years, the number of idiots here who had beef and challenged each other to fights must be close to 100. Yet, NOT ONE FIGHT ever happened.

    Honestly I should just shut this place down in shame.
     
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    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    What was the beef/issue that made Dobie, his wife n a few others suddenly leave fightworld for secondsout…
     
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    And was he actually fat lol ???
     
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    Probably stemmed from when you stole the hubcaps off his ride and posted them for sale here.
     
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    i boxed/grappled with a few from fightbeat and boxingtime. alot would come into the garage and hit the bag but nothing crazy. most were just totally normal guys not the fighting types.

    wouldve loved to see karl in action
     
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    So you didn't put any of them in the camel clutch, then break their back, fuck their ass and make them humble?
     
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    Wasn't Anthony offering to pay for Karl to fly to LA to fight someone at one point.
     
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    Karl (to TFK): I'll wrap these 18" pythons around your neck, boy.

    TFK: Your arms are only 18" long? GODDAMN! I knew you were short but not that short.
     
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