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I was visiting a friend in paisley Saturday morning and passed this. Broken Britain. They shouldve got Robbie Fowler he would've been much cheaper and funnier

 

Aaaaah that is fucking PATHETIC

 

Yes bro.

https://youtube.com/shorts/dPvwBRM1gyg?si=btjk6Qi8hUzQiloh

 

Presumably his physical presence is just a confirmation of his supine status.

Just looking for highlights of the thumping Norway handed out to Israel...3rd world slop accounts offering fake highlights.

There's nothing these jeets can't ruin .

 

Poor wee Maccabi Haifa ultras, the innocent victims of racism

 

It's a mess. That they need to get to fuck is not in doubt. Just not sure Mohammed Shit At Football Pakki is the guy to decide this.

 

The 40 Days of Big Ange

 

I fucking welcome Celtic's footballing apocalypse this season. Apocalypse means unveiling, and this boards ineptitude needs fully unveiled. No more living off the fumes of two fluke Ange transfer windows while Lawwell was out the building. Bring the flood, wash these nepotistic tory cunts away

 

Just watching Celtic at Dundee on Sky. Horrible little stadium.


BBC Radio in the background. Lot of Israel sympathy. Jews rah rah, Israel, Reformed Israel Pacifists losing their patience! Etc...


2 Venezuela pro-regime-change voices for every 1 Pro Maduro snippet.

 

Just won't go in. Always a Dundee body in the way.

 

Another of your bugbears- shite architecture - is on full display.

That fucking ground looks like it was built by 5 different construction companies each of which went bust and replaced by the next in turn.

 

Hearts might have a chance. I was listening to some English nerd who follows Bloom like a fanboy and apparently several of the Jamestown signings profile as shithot (natch) but dinosaur McInnis hasn't even been playing them. So they might be sitting on real untapped squad depth which actually improves them in the second half of the season just when youd expect a lesser resourced team to start flagging. It'd be good for all of Scotland including Celtic if they can pull it off

 

You're not giving Airdrie a shot, then?

 

Bit of a mini crisis enveloping Liverpool now. Brought on by late, single-goal losses.

 

Fireworks going off in my part of town after the game. United fans. Has to be. Literally no other reason.....

Feebles: "statistics don't support this conclusion"

 

Diwali

 

Liverpool a little unlucky today, all the excess luck they enjoyed at the start now balancing out. As for worthless quick takes - Salah may be done at this level, Wirtz will come good, Isak I'm not sure how it pans out.

 

Saar it is Deewalli Saar

 

3 times off the timber? Very unlucky.

 

To the extent xg means anything apparently manure had been having pretty bad luck early this season so maybe it's shaking out

 

https://x.com/CelticF1rst/status/1980333635485221000

 

It's October mate. You often get fireworks in October.

MTF

 

And Bonfire night round the corner. Irish pretending it's a new and worrying trend We used to call October 'bonner month' back when we were young 'uns, firing bad boy bangers and airbombs at each other just for the craic.

MTF

 

Damn, PSV beat the shit outta Napoli.

 

I meant it literally kicked off at 6.30pm

 

I didn't see that coming

 

October 31st and November 5th.

Not 6.37pm on some random Sunday

 

4 strikers. Can't score. Can't defend but hey....

 

At their absolute lowest point in the 90s under the Kelly biscuit tin regime Celtic would have beaten all these teams at home. This is the worst we've been in our entire history