SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2025-2026

They gave Donald Trump a Peace Prize.

MTF

 

They got a ticket home instead.

MTF

 

Gabo verde & caracaou? Did they win play offs vs loompa loompa land & wakanda?

 

Fifa as fuck

 

I swear England seem to be perpetually destined to be drawn against Croatia.

 

Trump great country...always liked it....

 

When they interviewed that Ghanaian guy did anyone else feel like he might look down the camera, start singing soul music and make a million knickers slip down? Just me?

 

Things we expected: England-Croatia. Trump dancing to YMCA, not so much

 

It was genuinely surreal. Charlie Brooker couldn't have put it together better. I had to so watching after five minutes and go to the boozer, just to remind myself I was in real life.

MTF

 

Scotland brought to you by IRN-BRU draw Brazil again.

 

Can't believe there isn't more excitement about group J.

Messi vs Jordan!!

 

Doesn't he do that at every rally? Legit thought that was the whole reason the song was played.

 

I would have asked you, I thought you attended them all.

 

Jealously is a terrible trait. Shame on you.

MTF

 

I know, i should have upgraded to the VIP package.

 

Mexico,(Ireland) South Korea, South Africa.

Perfectly ordinary sides but evenly matched.

 

They beat The People's Recuntlick of Assgrabistan.

 

Mexico vs Ireland would be a good beer drinking match. Possibly a world semifinal.

Mexico became a beer nation because of the early German & Austrian immigrants who set up breweries there. The locals got a taste of that golden lager & told the Spaniards to fuck off back to Europe with that Sangria bullshit.

 

Most people simply don't know "Lager" means , essentially , "Storage".

They put the beer in cold storage and the retarded yeast activity ( I said retarded ) produces the clear finished product.

 

Sangria is fucking awful. A giant pot of piss. Liquid headache.

 

Is t this the same Villa team that Liverpool beat

 

Not quite a "group of death" but probably the hardest one to call.

 

If Everton sell Ndiaye, our best player by far, we're getting as bad as Brighton. The only way this makes any sense is that it allows us to sign Grealish permanently. Apparently Grealish is happy at Everton and has a great connection with Moyes.

We sold Richarlison, then Onana, then Gordon. But those were in or after shit seasons.

New owners. Moyes is back. Ndiaye and Grealish are leading this club back to where we need to be. Damn, I'd hate to see Ndiaye go especially mid season.

 

Salah being very unprofessional. Probably heading to the Arabian peninsula now. Pity. Politics and football are similar in that careers in either usually end in disappointment.

Torres,Suarez,Owen,Fowler etc all had ignominious or tarnished exits. It happens.

 

Salah's a prick for that, not cool.

 

It's not the first time Salah resorts to this approach when he feels things not going his way. Last year it was the contract negotiations. He obviously holds a high view of himself, which is fine, but contrary to what he claims, he had very much been offered the benefit of the doubt by Slot. It's not just that he's not scoring, he's well off the pace in every respect. If they are offered anything at all in January, I'd get him off the books.

 

No e of us will ever know what it's like to not only be a master at something but hold a particular position at a certain court of that "something". That's been Salah for 8 years or so.

Suddenly he's been told to sit down and wait his turn, and he can't handle it.

I get it, but he's old enough to know better. A lot fucking better.

 

Agreed. He's simply not performing. It would be a different is he was still playing well but the manager was benching him for some off field shit and want's to show who's in charge. They're not likely to get much, but something is better than nothing. You also have to consider it's better to have a vacancy than somebody who sulks on the bench and goes public with their discontent.

 

Lolz Celtic W T A F

 

You does have cars?