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From a sinfully low base but the standard of spfl is definitely improving a bit and it's not just coz celtic are pish. A few sides like Falkirk, motherwell, hibs visibly better coached than a few years back besides hearts getting Bloom recruitment. Hopefully they're all looking at clubs like Midtjyland, USG, Bodo and raising their ambition levels a bit

 

The Celtic board has got to go, the celtic board has got to go

 

https://x.com/hargi_/status/2017979840079577164?s=20

 

I hear Bono is a rapist these days

 

Is that the board sitting doon?

 

Fuck me that is some photo

I Still believe Celtic can catch Hearts.

 

Arsenal obliterate Leeds again

Villa turned over by Brentford

City drew at Spurs

Michael Carrick starts his Man U tenure with three straight Ws (the first two over the top two in the league.)

 

Best part of this is the inevitable "We're back" bullshit.

Then Michael blows £204048855m in the transfer market and he's fired and Paddy Pimblett gets the job by accident.

 

HOOPS.

 

Oxlaid Chamerlain, the second guy without a club we've signed this season...Give us your tired, your crocked, your flabby has-beens yearning to be paid

 

Liverpool's season summed right up.

 

I wonder if he's still dating that little bitch from Little Mix.

 

She probably dumped him after he moved to Besiktas.

J/k these whores know what side their breads buttered.

 

I had to check.

She's engaged to him and they have a kid together. Same girl who was engaged to the Pakistani dude in One Direction.

Her group mate is married to footballer, Andre Gray.

Another group mate dates a musician I have never heard of.

And the other girl has since left the group.

Now I can sleep at night.

 

It's like Royal families for nobodies

 

These girls aren't the brightest. They can sing their arses off & they're (unintentionally) funny.

 

That blonde pursing her lips....I'd stare up her arsehole. All day.

 

That's Alex's woman.

 

I'm actually pretty content to see them win it so this isn't your grapes but hearts are riding an absolute fucking tsunami of luck

 

Any idea on Gers fans? Happy as it's "anybody but Celtic", or just don't really care because "we're even shittier".

 

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They'd def prefer hearts to celtic but itd be scant consolation for them i think, theyve got their hopes up (and their new board have bet the house). Hearts & rangers are pretty aligned clubs ... 'the wee huns'.

 

Great finish. It could end up like the other ex-epl free agent we picked up Iheanachio - high quality....when he's fit.

 

That's successive knife edge home games vs Falkirk, Dundee & Livingston, the weird thing being it's actually more exciting being shite I was jumping about like a loon when that went in

 

How can Liverpool lose from 1-0 up vs City with 5 mins to go and then go to fucking Sunderland- who can't lose to Arsenal- and basically dominate en route to a comfortable win?

 

Squeaky Bum Time at Arsenal.

 

I don't think this is coincidental....

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Are you predicting a Munich 72?

 

I'm predicting a Brazil '82.