Frank Bruno vs Anthony Joshua

Discussion in 'Mythical Matchups' started by whiskey, Mar 15, 2026.

  1. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    Who wins the battle of the sculpted heavyweight Brits?
     
  2. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    I'd take Bruno in all honesty. I dont think AJ has the chin to last long enough to exploit Bruno's poor stamina. Bruno inside of 5.
     
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  3. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

    Bruno early. Joshua is a Teemu Bruno. Frank would lay him out.

    MTF
     
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  4. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    :Jest:
     
  5. Fortunato

    Fortunato WBC Champion

    How does Bruno fare against Usyk?
     
  6. ButterbeansDad

    ButterbeansDad Leap-Amateur

    Joshua wouldn't know what to do with Brunos jab and would be KO'd inside 3.

    Usyk stops Frank around the 9-12 round mark
     
  7. Neil

    Neil The Merchant of Venom

    Joshua has had a much better career than Bruno regardless of you blokes predictions
     
  8. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    That tends to happen when one guy is fortunate enough to come up in a shit era, and the other comes up in an era of first a prime Tyson, and then a prime Lewis.
     
  9. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    Joshua had the higher highs but the lower lows.
     
  10. Neil

    Neil The Merchant of Venom

    so if joshua's era is shit, you'd think bruno mustve had the opportunities to defeat better opposition than him. but he didnt.
     
  11. meetthefeebles

    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

    Bruno's win over McCall is better than anything Joshua has done as a pro, including beating the absolutely faded dregs of Waldpussy.

    Joshua probably sticks to selling drugs and hustling soft 'white boys' in London if he's around during the era Bruno fought. In historical terms, he's nobody.

    MTF
     
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  12. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Bruno rocked a prime Tyson and was owning a prime Lewis until Lummox landed that desperation hook on him. He also rocked Lummox in that fight.

    I cannot envision AJ surviving Bruno's early firepower. Couldn't even handle DD's firepower and Bruno was prime Liston compared to DD.
     
  13. Neil

    Neil The Merchant of Venom

    Im still waiting on who Bruno ACTUALLY DEFEATED?

    Is it settled, the crown jewel of his resume is crackhed mcCall who'd just got a gift vs flabby and sick larry holmes old ass?

    Dubious got a better resume than Bruno and hes still goin:Jest:
     
  14. Neil

    Neil The Merchant of Venom

  15. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Its an April Fools' prank. Bruno isnt being serious.
     

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