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Michael Albert Thomas Kidd

 

What a way to win it

 

Yes. It worked.

 

GET OFF THE FUCKING FIELD

 

Permatanned cunt in the crowd trying to make some sort of hand signal point, like a TV remote control.

 

Games gonna get pulled. Hearts awarded title.

 

"we could have had comeback goals in last 6 seconds"

 

"I played my part"

 

Shitty end to game. Just needed to see the jams kicking off one last time.

 

Who is this Hollywood C Lister swearing on TV?

 

Oh man, was that real life

 

That's my 500th odd game and it's the best ending I've ever, ever seen

 

I just wanted that after-whistle cheer, just to seal it.

Reports coming in now of players having been assaulted on the pitch.

 

Dermot Desmond looking on..... there will be no spending now.

 

https://x.com/ScotlandSky/status/2055643636558070238?s=20

Absolute cinema

 

I just knew the nice people would strike....

 

Woke nonsense, Clive

Pearl clutchers are honestly the lowest form of human

You're getting counter-clutchers on our side trying to find wee clips of hearts players pushing away bampots goading them

Nothing is hurt except feelings, some people were happy some weren't, that's the point in sport.

 

A shame that Hearts didn't claim it at the end but that second half performance saw them shrinking with the end line in sight and it was just a matter of time it felt like.

As for Alonso joining Chelsea, its a bit baffling or disappointing to see him join such a clown car of a club. They have a decent squad so he might improve them but he could have picked better.

 

Hence my comment Michael Albert Thomas Kidd".... They tried to Liverpool it.... Got caught out.

 

Hearts: 'Menacing and threatening atmosphere' forced Celtic Park exit



Pussysgalore

 

Any other club, any other country, at any other level wins the title in the last minute of the season with some fans spilling on in response and it's 'scenes of jubilation' blahblah. Certainly if hearts had won at tynecastle that, correctly, would be the narrative. What a torrential estrogen downpour

 

You should have clapped politely and awaited the final whistle. Like gentlemen.

 

The fucking thing is..... Let's say Celtic score that third goal. Everone remains seated. Claps politely. Whistle goes. Game ends.

What do Hearts do?

Stick around?

Soak up the atmosphere?

No. They leave immediately anyways.

What we're dealing with here is a 9 month slow motion disaster, not 40 seconds of shitehousery.

 

Yup and who can blame them. But if football fans didn't go mental it probably wouldn't mean so much to them in the first place. They wanted their mad pitch invasion on Wednesday, their street parade today with ecstatic fans despoiling Edinburgh with littered beer cans, endangering bus shelters. It's all part of the game. So many people acting like its Gaza, in the scheme of problems its not even Gazza

 

Nobody will treat the public like adults. Nobody will want to ask them where the last nine fucking months went. Nobody will ask them about labouring to a 2-1 win over 9 man Hibs or a draw in the penultimate game with Motherwell or whatever.

No, the season will hinge on two penalties, that's what the fucking story will be.

Couldn't get to half-time with the lead having taken the lead on the 3rd minute?

Elected to hang on rather than go for it in the 2nd half?

 

You see the same shite in society today.

Yes, things are unfair. Shitty breaks happen.

Make your own luck, then..

You don't need a £900, phone. You can't afford a £40 bucket of chicken. Those new trainers look nice but they won't last.

Save your fucking money..

Don't draw at Motherwell and then cry about hand balls at Celtic park ffs