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Fucking hell, insane finish to this match. What a strike by Mbappe.

 

Interested to see if Haaland can hit the ground running.

 

BBC commentary riding the dick of Mbappe is corny and cliched shit.

 

I mean, he did just score twice and become France's top goalscorer

 

...and he has.

 

In the end, Senegal tried to cash a check that musta been signed by Floyd.

 

TBE in fighting and check kiting

 

Ive seen a lot of records broken and they didn't quite have the same forced fanfare about them.

 

Haaland scoring twice being met by a sort of "well we knew that, didn't we" commentary.

 

ManBun city haaland sure is chatty with the babylonians

 

Always the same. It's why I always root against Brazil. Comms makes you puke.

MTF

 

Messi scores, but doesn't. Offside.

Algeria scores, but same result.

 

GOAT

 

It does get disgusting at times. Everybody was completely mesmerized watching them play in the olden days and still should be. Special and unique in their own space.

Evaluate every team and talk normally. Then say Brazil and there is a pause "ahhh Brazil ..."

Like they're reminiscing about some old flame.

 

If Pele was out there today it's a minimum of 8 goals.

 

I turned on Senegal-France to cheer for Senegal & the two Everton players on the squad. I see Ndiaye isn't even in the Senegal starting XI.

"I guess these fucks don't want to win. You're telling me the Senegal manager thinks he has three or four attackers better than Illiman Ndiaye. Get the fuck outta here!"

I turned off the TV and took a nap.

 

Does it reflect poorly on the sport as a whole if the greatest gol scorer in world cup history has sexy time with the transLadypers0ns ?

Hopefully Messi plays till 45

 

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The sycophancy continues. He should have been sent off.

 

STAY humble.

 

I think Messi has earned a little sycophancy tbh

 

Italy, who are generally shit, have 4 World Cups. Brazil have 1 extra and won their last one in 2002 and suffered a historic 7-1 beating on home turf in 2014.

Brazil are dining out off '58 to' 70 when they allowed ENGLAND to wreck their flow.

 

To the extent hat he gets the BOTD yes but not for this....

 

England win 5-1 today. A hat trick for Palmer and a brace for Foden.

Who dares go against that prediction?

 

I have a different prediction. If England don't win the whole thing there will be calls to fire the manager.

 

Not watching the game right now but i'm going to assume Ronaldo is just begging anybody to fall in the box so he can have an easy goal.

 

This is a sterile England crowd.

The Scots were much louder.

 

Croatia plays like faggets. A whole squad of flopovitches

 

Not sure what to make of that. I'd give England a 7. Better sides might hurt them.

 

Dunno what people are complaining about tbh, I loved that shit. Sure we were a bit all over the place defensively but far more preferable to my eyes from an entertainment standpoint than the Southgate dirge.

 

Should they fire the manager now to stop the bleeding?