SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2025-2026

A match against Mexico at the Azteca would be fuckin' awesome.

 

False. Canada's goals today actually crossed over the line.

Hhahahahah. ahahah. ahahah.

Ah the felt good.

Where are the English!?

 

That wasn't the first host nation World Cup hat trick since Hurst though, surely?

 

, i don't actually know. That was the commentary though.

 

Actually i believe it's true.

Wiki has it already

List of FIFA World Cup hat-tricks - Wikipedia

 

My broadcast not quite as ridiculous as U.S. ones. They showed a graphic of Messi and Jonathan David being equal on goals. At least there was some tongue and cheek aspect to it.

Then it was some "special moments" "First win" and so on. Rude awakening coming around the corner.

 

South Korea i mean Korea Republic coach has experienced some stress in his life it appears.

 

That's crazy. I thought France might have gotten a hat trick in '98, but Henry scored two in one group game and obviously Zidane scored two in the final, no one got the third. Cool stat.

 

Nothing special so far. Koreans don't seem too bothered with the attacks. Mexicans are concerned every time it goes the other way.

 

More of the same. Mexico pressing but nothing menacing. Sending in crosses in "good" areas but just to send them.

 

So far Korea winning the "ring generalship" battle

 

Thanks, Harold Lederman.

 

Let me tell you something X, if any of those Korean players use the word "tired" we'll never hear from them again.

Back to you Jim.

 

I was wrong.

Miguel Canto> Jung-Koo Chang

 

This wasn't exactly futbols version of morales vs chi

 

Called it.

 

Didn't Jiminez pull SKs number 2, mid air? Penalty/red card imo

 

I should get over it but these sarky, unsmiling 'I'm too cool' goal celebrations do my fucking nut in so much. Guy scores in a world cup, childhood dream and all you get from the cunt is a frown and some 'blahblah' hand gesture. Single worst thing about modern fitbaw

 

Precisely my problem with that cunt Bellingham.

 

Why do I picture him chained from a ceiling lintel in only leather chaps?

 

Albeit his confusions understandable. We were wondering a few pages ago when an African team might win the tournament: France are in with a shout this year

 

Oi Hut, are the Scotsmen going to put the Moroccans to the sword today?

 

The ghost of Sean Connery shall rise and give every female Moroccan fan a good shlap!

 

With the Scots taking over Boston, there are about 80 million fans in the city right now of either Celtic or the Celtics.

 

It's probably no accident they scheduled a Scotland game there.

 

Intergalactic superstar Pulisic on the bench with a calf problem.

Not sure who Australia's best player is. They used to have Tim Cahill who could crack them in.

 

1-0 US an A.

 

Pochettino rocking the Russel Crowe haircut.

 

This game = Vince Philips vs Kostya Tszyu