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s and krauts clearly 2nd rate. We saw what happened to paragay when they faced a top tier squad

 

Paraguay Played NOT to Lose (Tooooo Badly)…No World Cup Participation or Survival Medals, Last Time REED Checked…



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France vs Morocco should be a great one.

 

Made Bonecrusher Smith vs Tyson look like a brave performance.

 

This game was in Philly, right across the street from where Hopkins-Hakkar happened

 

Overall, full credit to Cape Verde for playing to win. Good riddance to Paraguay and Australia for playing to spoil.

 

Paraguay never fails to put on the most unaesthetic type of “futbol” on the planet. They always play cowardly.

At least they got sent home quickly.

 

Australia wasnt too much better tbh. Those Aussie cunts were trying to mug Egpyt like a young Jeff Fenech. I was cracking up when those skilless bastards got outclassed in pens.

 

How the fuck did Paraguay not have 7 guys sent off

 

They didn't even get a yellow

 

I'm worried about the status of Brazil-Norway today. Theres severe lightning and rain in the forecast in NY/NJ today from like 4-11pm. It'd be better if FIFA could move that game to Tuesday or even better, Wednesday.

MetLife should really have a retractable roof, so this wouldn't be an issue. But it doesn't.

The final should have probably landed at Cowboys Stadium, which does have a roof.

Once again, I don't think the European mind took into account how often US states get hit with bad lightning storms in the summer when they planned this out.

 

Fuck Paraguay, it was funny how butthurt they were in the end that the strategy to spoil for 120 min and get to penalties didn't work out. France didn't look great, a bit lazy and expecting things to work out...Doue for Barcola was well overdue...France v Morocco will not be a spectacle either...

 

Ismael Saibari is hurt, which really reduces Morocco's odds of beating France.

 

Oh.... But it will!! Just not on the field.

 

I think it was entirely unsporting of Paraguay to limit the commentary teams to just one opportunity in 90 minutes to suck Mbappe cock.

 

Brazil will beat Norway in a victory for football. England will beat Mexico in a victory for civility, protocol and manners (both of which are broadly absent in urban England).

 

I agree with Brazil over Norway.

Mexico-England... I think Mexico's gonna do it, but fuck if I'm sure about that. I just wanna see it.

 

People who make noise late at night are the worst. In England nobody makes noise late at night.

 

This is the best chance England has to make the final, IF they pass this test. Neither Brazil nor Argentina look invincible. Hell, its not a lock that Argentina survive Colombia.

 

Physically Argentina might well get run off the field. Columbia will need to just abandon any lingering bit of inferiority complex and go for it.

 

Which one of you is responsible for this?

Police Are Hunting a Mystery Graffiti Artist Who Keeps Writing 'I Fart3d in Yoga' Around London

 

Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced.

The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.

 

Trump administration pressure, no doubt.

 

The Punishment was EXCESSIVE to Begin w/...

Admittedly, the Play in Question was Potentially Disastrous, But There was Zero INTENT On Balogun's Behalf...Literally, Everyone REED's Heard Speak On It Said a Red Card was Toooooooooo HARSH In That Instance, Comparing it to a Messi Play That WASN'T Red Carded...

The TIMING is Suspect AF, But as as American, All REED Gives a Shit About is His Countries Soccer Team Being @ FULL Strength for THE Biggest Match in U.S. History...

We Just Might Fuck Around and WIN Tomorrow!!!



REED

 

This was actually on the road I used to live on, I moved a month or so ago.

No, it wasn't me.

 

For the Record, REED was FULLY Prepared to Be the "Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda" American, BITCHING About the Red Card Ruling ROBBING Us of Potential Soccer Glory...

But Now, Our Built-In EXCUSE Has Been Removed...We Ain't Playing w/House Money Anymore...



REED

 

Ha ha ha

 

The excitement in the voices of the commentators when Brazil have the ball is palpable and annoying.

 

Don't know shit about SOCCER but what the fuk you call this shit Norway controls the ball but are not threatening to score or even move the ball up....they just keep passing around and going backwards....