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Apparently Abramovich still behind the scene.

 

Luckily the players get a discount since they have to play.

 

Both sides start with mostly reserves. Appears Kane is not even dressed, not sure about on the France side.

1-0 England early.

edit, i didn't even notice Mbappe was out there.

 

Mbappe doesn't want the bronze medal

 

Deschamps was already set to leave after the tournament but because of poor dafendin' on the first goal they should sack him anyway to send a message.

 

Should be worth at least a couple of dollars at a pawn shop.

 

2-0 England

 

It's coming home!

 

After both England goals on my broadcast panned to Karry Kane clapping and nobody else on either side for some reason.

 

"Why couldn't England play like this against Argentina" is a narrative already being prepared.

 

France most front-running team of our times

 

France caught out twice. Looked for a moment like they weren't going to get anything but made good on the second chance.

3-0

 

I know.

This is a fucking gimme, a layup.

People trying to make connections from the Argentina or Spain games need help....

 

France just phoning it in. They definitely need a change.

 

This is what we call "Ragball Rovers".... It's kamikaze football. Schoolyard stuff.

 

"France are being taken apart"

New narrative:- "England with brakes off are unstoppable."..

 

This is a brutal rib-roasting

 

If Kane was out there he'd probably earn a second golden boot.

 

Bronnzzeee is comiing hoommeee.

 

This is honestly pissing me off.

MTF

 

You can be cynical, and of course France aren't remotely arsed, but it's shit like this that makes you realise how gutless the other night was. This would never happen in a meaningful match. He'd have six defenders on after ten minutes.

MTF

 

Had they met in the final would England have had the edge, or is just a case of the Frenchies waving the white flag?

 

Two of England's goals were real Ragball Rovers stuff.

Keown talking shit about Rashford now and how rah-leeeeeved Argentina must be to not have faced Rashford.

Anthony Barry having a nervous breakdown. On TV. Pathetic. This is gay.

 

What you're watching is the football equivalent of the infamous Spadafora-Rashford sparring session.....

 

Might turn into something very funny, this.

MTF

 

Does England's manager being a kraut mean he tanked for the southern hemisphere nazis ?

 

..... And now Spadafora, emboldened, has come back for more, and.....

 

No, but you're surely not the first who would bring up that angle.

 

Turning into something very funny, this.

MTF

 

I guess Mbappe does want that bronze medal