Rough Night in River Oaks

Oh, yeah? Well I'm a bouncer from Germany. Last night, the Klitschko brothers were hitting on this girl, and she had this 5'2" boyfriend (my bigger brother). They tried picking on him, so I kicked both their asses. True story.

 

Not if you are winning, if you are getting your ass kicked, I could see that happening at the last ditch effort.....but that isn't how the "story" was told :nono:

 

I stand corrected, Godfather.

::

 

You have a point.

 

So was Karl trying to suck his nipple? WTF was Karl doing that close to a guys chest with his mouth :laughing:

 

There's lots of good material here for gay jokes but I'll refrain.::

 

Why did he hold his head to his chest? Did he give him a noogie? ::

 

Is everyone strong to Karl? Awhile ago a skinny kid was manhandling him and he couldn't believe how strong he was too :doh:

 

The "strong drunk guy" should have pulled out his last 10 hairs and seen who the real "screamer" is ::

 

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I think Karl only fights people who are 6' :: Well, at least this story he made the guy out to be tougher :clap:

 

Good observations, fellas.

:bears: ::

 

I'm thinking next time the 6' guy will be a linebacker :bears:

 

dsimon writes:

Riley Hawkins was to those in the know probably the most naturally talented Karate fighter of the 70's and without a doubt one of the most viscious and fearsome. He was shaped like a bowling ball, with arms the size of Popeyes and gigantic legs.... he was so fast that by the time you felt the pain and saw the ground he was just bringing his ridge hand back.

Riley was also one of those guys who was quiet and never said a nasty thing to anyone... truth being he probably just needed to look at you but thats another story for another time::. Anyhow one day my friends father told me this story (he was a student of Riley's). He was talking about wrestling with his son (my friend) and what not when Riley overheard about how his son had started to put the old man in a few wrestling holds Riley was reputed to have said.. without so much as a second of hesitation "I would have bit the kids balls off."

Good enough for Riley is good enough for the Stinger:dunno: :: certainly good enoug for me. ::

Or as the poet who doesn't know it would say GD:

I will avoid you if I can

But if per chance

I fight yew

I certainly will Bite yew!!::

 

I think I understand why Stinger Karl likes Tony Galento so much. Galento was short, untalented, fat and stupid. I guess Karl identifies with him.

 

dsimon writes:

:: Lol winning. Ive won a lot of fights.... I brag about these fights because all the fights I have won are the fights I have avoided. :tease: Ok enough reformed bouncing wisdom for the night... I know when I am not wanted.:dunno:

Hey seriously, didn't Mike Weaver, the heavyweight, get his start when he got into a fistfight at a bar, KO'ed the guy and found out later that the guy was the Army Ammy heavyweight champion?

 

You forgot bald.

 

dsimon writes:

Absolutely true.:bears:

I can't argue with that statement. But the next time someone cuts me off here and I lose it I might have to vent to my fellow fightbeat brothers... if that makes me less of a fighter I will deal with it because it is better than kicking the dog. ::

I almost got into it with two UPS guys BTW. :flip: Noble you hear that?!! One of them was Chinese so I don't know if that counts.:dunno: ::

 

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :bears: :cheer:

 

I'm just gonna add a :: for goood measure

 

Yet another Karl Classic!

:bears: :bears:

 

You bit him? Did you pull his hair and scratch him with your nails, too?

Must've been a hell of a catfight.

TFK

 

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