James Toney to face Audley Harrison

In England...this is going to be a circus :notallthere:

You got to go with Toney in this one. Audley is a powerful man but hes such a bum.

 

i hope Toney goes on about how homosexual the English accent is

 

LOL...the press confrences are going to be hilarious!

 

This is one of the most unlikely matchups of all time. Who even started the negotiations??:laughing::laughing:

 

:bears::bearso you really think the Aussie one is any less gay? I actually prefer most British accents to the Aussie accents I have heard. The worst English accent is South African English. Shit is fucked up.



Toney is wasting his time. He should really only fight for belts.

 

Dan Goossen

 

of course :fightme:

unless it's a heavy country australian redneck accent

the english accent is so hideous that it fucks up teeth as it passes out of their mouths :hammert:

 

:bears:

 

dsimon writes:

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:atuamn dude:bears:

 

there's really no such thing as an 'english' accent. The London accent is probably as similar to an Australian accent as it is to a Manchester accent and a cornish accent is probably more similar to an Irish than to a home counties one.

And Australian is worse than almost all of them, if only for the hideous, gay contractions ,abbreviations & you use for almost everything and the ie's you put at the end of everything else.:shit: You talk the way women talk to dogs.

 

I hope Toney HUMILIATES and shuts Fraudley A-Farce Harrison out. That guy doesn't have an ounce of fighter in him. He's a a hair stylist in a fighters body.

 

Audley gonna straighten out toney's

hair and exchange fashion tips.

 

Fraudley struggles with Arias, including a small buckle in the knees. Crowd boo´s Audley relentlessly. As washed up as Toney is he´ll stop him easily.

Crows cheers Arias as he wins round 4.

 

I can't believe how bad Audley really is. Struggling badly with this little brazilian.

As small and shot as Toney is, he is far, far too good for Harrison, it would be an easy win for him actually.

 

Piper: No conditions.

Nelson: Whatever IT is, Audley doesn´t have it.

..and if Nelson calls you lazy, you are in trouble. ::

F-Force just called himself aggressive. :atu:

 

The only reason Audley struggled is because the brazilian is an "aggressive counter puncher". Audley is still world class, it was obviously just a bad style matchup.

 

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"Aggressive counter puncher" I've got to trademark that one.

 

Toney will stretch Fraudley inside three minutes. Of that I am convinced.

Harrison is a disgrace. As close to a complete coward as you can get in boxing...

MTF

 

dsimon writes:

Why would Audley take this fight? He is insane. And what does it do for my man Toney? Where does it take him to beat on Audley?

 

Agreed. This fight doesn't make any sense.

 

dsimon writes:

Here is what I figure. Toney likes to beat people up and he pretty much knows Audley is a wash. Somoene comes up and is like "Toney how would you like to beat the piss out of this big girley man"? Toney is like "and you will pay me"? ::::

Clause in the contract on the third line reads:

"and after mugging Audley, stretching him and shitting in his mouth Toney will be allowed to take his wallet, jacket and lunch money."

 

The guy lost to Dominick F'n Guinn, so it raises the question of how many fights actually do make sense.

Toney's a slug at this point, he can barely move his feet in the ring...he won't be the hardest fighter to rob with a hometown decision if it goes the full amount.

 

dsimon writes:

So you think Audley has a chance at beating Toney? I think Toney gets more work from his sparring partners than he will Audley.

 

I think he has a chance of getting a decision, even if he loses every round.

 

Generally, I would tend to agree with you, but Fraudley is hated in England perhaps more than he is anywhere else- if he somehow survives to the final bell and he gets a gift, the judges will spark a riot.

MTF

 

Yeah, but it's not like Toney is the most watchable fighter these days, either.

Watching him have to lift his arms over his gut every time he punches isn't exactly crowd pleasing.

Toney's punch count is minimal these days, he can barely move his hands, and if the target isn't right in front of him he can't hit it cleanly.

I'm tempted to pick Harrison to win outright.

 

All valid points, but you have to take into account the fact that, simply by being alive and in a boxing ring with gloves on, he will scare Fraudley to near death.

Harrison might not actually make it through the ring walk.

Also, if Fraduley were to dig up the remnants of Adolf Hitler for someone to put gloves on him and stand him in the corner of a British ring, Fraudley could still quite conceivably be the most hated man in there.

MTF

 

Then Audley vs. his nerves might be the best match of the night.