DAWSON PROMISES TO DESTROY TARVER!!!

LAS VEGAS, NEV. (October 4, 2008) -- Undefeated former World Boxing Council (WBC) light heavyweight champion "BAD" CHAD DAWSON is ready to dig for gold when he challenges International Boxing Federation (IBF) / International Boxing Organization (IBO) light heavyweight champion Antonio Tarver next Saturday in Las Vegas.



"Drill baby, drill! That's what I'm going to do to Anphonyo Tarver when I finally get that 14-carat chump into the ring,


http://fightbeat.com/news_details.php?NW=21848

 

Amazing how every Gary Shaw fighter talks exactly like Fred Sternburg

 

Sternburg is merely their interpreter.

Dawson: It's going to be a good fight
Sternburg Translation: I'm going to crush that fool

Dawson: Tarver is a good fighter:
Sternburg: Tarver is a fucking bum who can't hold my jock strap.

Jake, you know some of these fighters don't know how to hype up a fight, so that's what PR people do.

Cupey

 

dsimn writes

:::::bears:

Then the pR person gives a listless little smile and heads back into the Mayorga phrase book for the next translated bit.

Dawson:

My opponent comes from a nice mother

Translator: He needs to go home and wash dishes like his wife and momma say he should do!

 

Thank you for the lesson, Captain Obvious :doh:

But anyone paying attention (which obviously doesn't include you or anyone else on staff) to the pre-fight banter knows damn well that Dawson doesn't have a kind word to say about Tarver. That's all I'm saying; Dawson has his own soundbytes, and without someone making him sound like a middle-aged yuppie.

 

dsimon writes:

Um Jake....

Does anyone have a kind word to say about Tarver!!!!! He ranks right uop there with Nando in terms of the "Good Riddance when you hit the canvas" club. :nono:::

 

Dawson by UD.

 

But I'm captain obvious:: Jake is shot

Cupey

 

dsimon writes:

Jake is only as good as his last post. :warning:::

 

Antonio has that disgusting straight left shot counter that only works on southpaws, and not one of them saw it coming.

I can only hope Dawson puts Tarver out on his back. Chad is chinny as fsck.

 

aye yi yi... at this point the two of you deserve each other.

I made a joke, it obviously flew over your (and Cupey's) head. We move on...

 

Yeah, let's move on because my post was a joke too my brother. Jake is shot.

cupey

 

agREED

 

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Jake, when did you suddenly become so lairy?

 

ever since I failed to gain inclusion in the board's most amusing posters

http://www.fightbeat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28215

it is now my top priority to prove to Whisket et al, that Jake doesn't have hate in his heart

 

I'm an inclusive guy...check it now.

 

dsimon writes:

Lairy ::::

 

Yeah Jake, all you had to do was ask.

Next time just fire me a PM that says something like "hey can you vote for me in the funny posters thread" and we won't have these problems.

 

damn Jake, I'll Get You! ::

 

cupey is shot but can't really remember when he was in his prime. if he was a fighter, he would've had a career akin to sedrick fields or reggie strickland.

 

nah, that's like someone bragging in claiming to be humble - you either are or you aren't. If you have to tell people...

 

You're looking at it the wrong way.

It's an election year...so just consider it motivating the electorate.

But you shouldn't really have to do it yourself...so steve_dave or myself can head up the Get Out The Vote campaigns in the future.

 

Damn, Jake's taking it from all corners here. Not unlike a schoolyard bully circle, with the nerd in the middle....getting pushed in the back, turning around...and pushed in the back again.

Poor, poor Jake ld:

 

Jake = Nerd

 

I hope you aren't suggesting anything. :nono:

 

I don't think that's the case. Nerds can easily amuse themself and therefore don't harbor grudges for long periods of time.

Jake has repressed anger and hate slowly boiling towards the surface.

 

Jake has a list on his wall 50 names long.

 

All i hope is that my name isn't on that list.

The rest of you are on your own.

 

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