An open letter to Double L

dsimon writes:

Double L I think I speak for a lot of people when I ask, beg, plead with you to please pick Calzighe to beat Jones! That prick Caligula is way too cocky and needs his commupence. I would gladly bet him and a few others if.... well in addition to watching the fighters before the fight I need to know you are rooting for Calzighe to go ahead with this bet.

Please on behalf of RJJ and all his minions and for my betting future, please won't you give some innane reason why Calzighe will win the day.

sincerely

Darrell Simon

 

Send this letter to Teddy Atlas.

Or better yet, put Atlas in Calzaghe's corner.

Then we can see Calzaghe not fight with that much passion and heart, although Joe has fought with that before, and then in the future would fight his heart out with another trainer, after he's done with Atlas.

And Atlas will continue with his reputation as a "master motivator" because he does a Tony Robbins impression in the corner.

 

Double L is amazingly stupid. It is almost a miracle. I think we should alert statistics professors. I cannot believe his unerring, erring. Honestly, he may have mad 150 predictions and he might have been right 4 times. I write this without hyperbole.


I wish nothing but bad tidings on you Double L. Stupid fuck.

 

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

 

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Double L on Mijares/Darchiniyan

::::Amazing. Please Pick Roy by Kayo.

 

dsimon writes:

Come on man!! Imagine if every time double made up his mind and just resolved to pick the opposite guy officially how rich he would be? Its just the damn jinx that worries me! :crying: I know!! mwybe somoene can shoot himbefore he makes a prediction!! e have to have some members in ohio, or in Alberta or some other god forsaken canuck place near the border with Michigan... we could teach Whisley or STeve Dave to use a gun and catch Double in an alcohol fueled rage before he makes a prediction!!

 

dsimon writes:


Double on the presidency: :Mccaine will suprise all by picking a smart capable running mate and trouncing Obama. ::

 

i'll be rooting for RJJ. not sure i pick. where's the fight being held?

 

:atu:

Dsminon on reying to politic for friends on a message board at the expense of someone he doesn't even know. What a loser.

 

dsimon writes:

that dsminon guy sounds almost as bad as me!

 

i must be important around here when open letters are being constructed for me that multiple posters have bothered to weigh in on?

despite having never met me, for example, it wouldn't surprise me one bit if Ike were in love with me, that faggot idiot.

 

New York, MSG

 

the fight could take place @ Casa de Gainer with tony paige, fred levine & emmitt smith as judges, Reed as referee and jones jr. would still lose.

 

:bears:

 

dsimon writes:

Absolutely! Not Ike me... I think I love you Double... I mean when Neil wears the pola dotted Yamakule I get the buttrflies but damn!! Yur pognancy and consistancy it is so romantic!! ::