No Retreat, No Surrender. An Open Challenge to Maverick to Appear in Houston Feb 28th

Don't forget that Capone was a 5ft10 "GAINT" with a sixpack.

I still remember when Capone was trying to ask El Diablo Fan whether he should lift weights to try out for football as a high school senior. He claimed he was 5ft7 135lbs, and he had never played before...to which Camel Killer offered this advice:

"I think you better start with the little pink weights first, Capone. They can get pretty heavy for a little piece of shit like yourself. Work out with them pink weights and then eventually you can work up to carrying the water bottles." :laughing::laughing::laughing:

 

Damn, you remembered it. ::

 

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:::: Neil is killing me in this thread... hilarious

 

:bears: Brilliant

 

EXCELLENT Work, Hanz....



REED:bears:

 

Reed, your pm inbox must be full.

 

I just got word from Cupey that we're considering going to the printing press with the official Maverick/Stinger poster. 24x36 available size along with an official t-shirt, one size fits all.
This will be a historical event. The very first official fight taking place on the grounds of the Toyota Center. No ref, no rules...

 

I think any fightbeat forum rules should be waived when it comes to Karl. The dumbass brings it all upon himself.

Honestly, what is worse, making a comment about a kid or threatening bodily harm?

TFK

 

I meant to say his wife then.

 

It's all just text, you incestual offspring dumbfuck.

 

Even though it's just text, I can somehow see the fried chicken grease and chocolate cake stains in your words.

Weird.

TFK

 

Agreed. It's all just words. Stinger actually has to make good on those words if he really wants to scare us. Nobody in fightbeat history ever has.

 

The thing that bugs me about Karl is, he wants everyone to spend their hard earned money to come meet up with him in his home town.

Hell, you'd think being the Travelocity Spokesman, he'd at least offer a discount.

TFK

 

It's probably the jizz you sprayed on your computer monitor when the Dolphins made the playoffs and the shit that you splattered while Pennington threw those picks. One word...WINDEX.

 

If it were jizz, you'd be over here trying to lick it off.

Of course, that's as soon as the Fire Department came and busted out the side of your house out so they could haul your morbidly obese ass onto a flatbed so you could get around.

TFK

 

He should offer some incentive. Like put up a cash reward if you can beat him. Or a winner take all.

 

No thanks. I wouldn't want to put the crackheads in your neighborhood out of job opportunities.

 

Actually, you won't come because it's just too expensive for you. I just ran the numbers on the UPS website, and to ship your 3000 lb carcass from Hawaii to New Jersey would cost you over $11,000 for next day delivery.

TFK

 

Just scrap up the crack residue off of your windows and sell it and we can split the fare.

 

I'd say ask your neighbors for money, but they're probably broke. I know they spend all of their money hiring Rodeo Clowns to keep you distracted while they bring in the groceries.

TFK

 

I took a hint from your crackhead buddies and just stole and made a copy of their keys when they went to work.

 

To bad you're too fat to fit in the door.

Where do you think I live that you think I have crack heads living near me?


TFK

 

In a cardboard box

 

Granted, you may have emptied enough Pizza boxes just this week to build a cardboard mansion, but I hate to tell you, you're incorrect.

TFK

 

I saved the boxes for you though. Maybe you can add a 2nd room to your establishment so that Chad Pennington can sleep over.

 

Ok. So I'm supposed to build a room out of Pizza Boxes, so Chad Pennington can sleep over for some reason.

Oh well, now that Joe has sucked all the funny out of this exchange, I guess we can get back to laughing at Karl.

TFK

 

there must be some dialect where 'Joe' translates loosely to 'buffet'

 

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