CHINUS MAXIMUS HEAR MY PLEA!!

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  1. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Dearest Chinus Maximus(pbuh) , the Greatest of all Gods

    Chinus Maximus (pbuh) , the God of cocaine, wine, sport, and hookers

    Your will be done, hear my plea.

    Please do not allow Mrs. Doubtfire Ricky Hatton (DBUH) to become Victorious tonight.

    Please Fortify the Chin and body of the MightY Midget, Manny Pacquiao(VBUH)!!

    As you well know,Manny Pacquiao(VBUH) (is fantastic to watch and fights within the rules of boxing. )

    Mrs. Doubtfire Ricky the "Shitman" Hatton (DBUH)is an abomination.

    He violates YOUR eternal rules.

    He holds men in a disgusting embrace, infecting his unsuspecting opponents with his filthy Brit juices.

    Please Allow Mrs. Doubtfire Ricky the "Shitman" Hatton's (DBUH) paper skin to be torn ASUNDER!!

    HEAR MY PLEA!!

    I submit to your will oh Mighty Chinus Maximus(PBUH)

    With your support, I ingest this line of cocaine (not in a water bottle) and this shot of grey goose.

    I burn this tube of Flouride ridden toothpaste and burn it in your name.

    With this sacrifice , Please allow Ricky Hatton (DBUH) to be stopped in a single Round.

    ALLOW THE MIGHTY MIDGET TO BE VICTORIOUS AND END THE VILE OF REIGN OF THIS HIDEOUS GHOSTLY HOMOSEXUAL CREATURE, PUNISH HIM FOR WEARING A THONG ON AMERICAN TELEVISION.

    May it be in one round or 12, end Ricky Hatton(DBUH)


    YOUR SERVANT

    IKEMFULA IBeabuchi
     
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  2. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    6-0 bitches.


    You can say shit to me but never chinus.
     
  3. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Chinus did his job tonight,.. but I think he might have got a little bit carried away,.. you might want to call on Chinus a little more often before he kills someone, his bloodlust is too dangerous to summon only on sporadic occasions, you've got to milk the cobra a little more.
     
  4. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I asked for one round. I must not have done the sacrifice well. This is great for boxing.
     
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    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Kauki is a fucking genius.
     
  6. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    It's my thread motherfucker. Ike is a genius.


    I would like to take this opportunity to make Kauki a bISHOP in my church. sOMEDAY, HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO SUMMON HIM TOO!!
     
  7. skeedaddle

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    don't summon him any more

    he's gonna get someone fecking killed!
     
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    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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  9. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I warned you all. Don't fuck with Chinus and only Kauki had faith.

    Even Jaws poo-pooed Chinus, stating Pacman could do it on his own. False.

    Only Chinus can conquer The Jinx. Only Chinus could make both Lok and Double L right.

    I didn't want to say this publically, but Chinus slapped Jesus in the face and Fucked Mary Magdalane.

    Also, and keep this quiet, but ON Mount Olympus the Mother of Jesus quietly dropped the title "Virgin."

    Chinus Maximus (APBUH) IS PART PIMP AND ALL GOD.
     
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    Registered "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Ike is great.
     
  11. cdogg187

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    Ike, you have been doing the CHINUS routine for a few years now... do you happen to have a Win/Loss record of it? Im curious:lol:
     
  12. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    6-0 seriously.

    I also prayed off the board for

    Calzaghe/Jones(even though I predicted the other way and in the first round I thought Chinus had abandoned me)

    Pacman/Oscar (even though I bet on Oscar)

    I can't remember the fights though. When I channel Chinus, my mind goes blank.

    Tyler Durden might know. He has often asked me to channel chinus in fights.
     
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    Chinus is the shit.
     
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    thats impressive!!!

    you need to use that mojo so Pac can KO Mayweather
     
  15. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Let me tell you this.


    "I" think Floyd will win, but I will pray for Chinus as will my loyal Bishop Kauki(may the gods bless him)

    Floyd has no chance now. None. Double L and Lok, Dman, Neil(Hatton will destroy Pacman, death be upon him) all can predict Floyd.

    It shan't help.

    Chinus Maximus the one true god


    Ikefula Ibeabuchi, the handsome and only prophet


    My Bishop Kauki, the truth speaker (May the GODS BLESS HIM)

    nO AMOUNT of FLOURIDE will stop us.

    Manny will be the greatest fighter ever(pbuh)
     
  16. Black Market Baby

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    uh...Chinnelluah?
     
  17. KaukipRrr

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    I must elaborate a little,... I entered this thread earlier, a little tearful and angry with what I saw out there tonight, and I left in no condition to speak calmly, and regretably while I was here, I blamed our great pastor, Free Ike,........to which I am very sorry,.........I've come to realise, we've all learned something in hindsight,..we don't wish anybody death, not even Bernard Hopkins, it was just too grave a risk to release chinus after abstaining him for so long,...only now do we know that he should've been conditioned on undercard fighters for a few months prior.

    We pray to manipulate outcomes for the greater good chinus willing, chinus permissable,.. but as somone who recognises the modus operandi of chinus, I felt frightenned tonight, I never sensed the same gentle rolling of the fingers around the ball points of the jaw, in a similar popularised way that the mythical grim reaper would 'touch' people who's time had come,..
    Hatton's chin was an abandoned termites nest by the time Pacquioa had got to it, left swinging at the hinges, it seemed asthough chinus had given himself a head start, and was spiralling his way down the spine, nibbling as many inverterbrates as he could muster,.....it is painfully apparent that somebody had been starved...,...the realisation is heartbreaking, nobody is to blame, :dunno: how were we to know?...how could we dare to take a more proactive role with chinus?...isn't it asking too much?.. we kept our heads bowed to the ground and adhered to our place as inferiors, thus the cruelty endured by both Hatton and Chinus, was truelly unintentional.

    -------to the skeptics, as it has already been mentioned, "something" out there takes notice of these summonings,... 'it' has delivered on too many occasions to dismiss as a mere superstitious messageboard joke,..we now take the responsibility, to summon Chinus for controlled maintenance in future,...and I dont apologise for that, I dont apologise for the possibility of saving your favourite fighters life, we shall look after chinus, and in turn, chinus will look after us.
     
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    REED:mj:
     
  19. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    ATHEIST!!

    A CURSE UPON THEE!!
     
  20. KaukipRrr

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    He should be careful what he wishes for.
     
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    Thank you Chinus
     
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    Tyler Durden WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    :laughing: flouride can't stop Chinus.....
     
  23. Free Ike

    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Between now and Pac/Mayweathe. I should have confirmed Kauki has Bishop in my Church.

    Mayweather will lose to Pacman, Chinus thus speakth.
     

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