Caligula

Jaws is a good guy. I did not realize he was so young until the day I met him. He was 20 then. We pretty much just talked boxing the whole time. Then his brother called him on the phone talking shit about the Broncos. :doh:

 

I already told you I don't stalk you. Hell LOK has gotten upset even with me when I photoshopped him getting ass-f*cked by other members but at the end of the day, it was all in fun.
It's not like anybody really takes it seriously. The whole point of this board is to relax the mind and body and get away from real life stress in the workplace. Well for me it is, I don't know about everybody else.

 

I'm not travelling to London to fight a guy I met on an internet message board.:::laughing: Seriously, this is way over the line. This ain't some crazy Stinger sh*t! :nono:

 

Originally Posted by Caligula II
You and him are going to knock me out, rape me, and feel so alive.

:: I must not have read those repetitive topics 'cause that's still funny.

 

It started in summer of '06 when Caligula posted a story about a bar fight incident where he had to defend himself and his drunk buddy against a pack of asians. I think it was asians. Not sure. Caligula fended them off but took a major ass kicking in the process. Then came the infamous "I've never felt so great in my life" which LOK turned into the catchphrase "Never felt so alive!" :::laughing:
We ran with it and teased Caligula about it. Cal though has a good smack talk game so he's never lost for words when he's gotta defend his rep on fightbeat.:kidcool:

 

It's Gets WORSE, GZA::...

Hanz OPENLY Talks about TAKING the MANHOOD of Other Guys by Banging them Up the Ass...He Even Says it's NOT Gay Due to his INTENT...& Lok Talks about Pooping Blood, Licking Corn Kernels Out of People's Asshole's & SHITTING on Chests...

While it DOES Get Old @ Times, the PERSISTENCE of those 2 can B HUMOROUS on Occasion....


REED:kidcool:

 

I remember that topic now. I was particularly pleased with his comment that he would: 'catch up with those guys later'.

 

I know all about LOK's shit fetish. He used to post pictures of shit filled toilets back on Btime.

 

:: I forgot all about it! Cal, did you catch up with those guys? I know you had to rush home to post your bar fight story on FightBeat but still.

 

You don't think it's gay do you? I think it's a sign of superiority. Like in prison where the new fish get greeted with a good old gang bang, showing them who's in charge!

 

Reminds REED of a Photojournalism Assignment he Had in High School...The Topic of the Week was "Nature", so REED "Relieved" Himself, Captured it on Film & Submitted it...



REED:hammert:

 

There's NATHAN the LEAST Bit Hetero about Man on Man Action, Hanz:nono:...If U Can RISE to the Occasion of Entering the HAIRY Ass of Another Man, U're GAY...



REED:shit:

 

What if it's like Van Damme's ass where it's all freshly waxed and nicely oiled up like in LionHeart and Universal Soldier?

 

No way!!! :atu: Disgusting!

 

Is Van Damme a MALE???...


REED:hammert:

 

The WORST Part is, they would Display All of Our Work on the Overhead Projector, for the Class to See...To Say the Least, REED was QUITE the Smart Ass in High School...


REED:hammert:

 

:: I once had an assignment where we had to come up with a restaurant menu. I named my restaurant 'Scrotums'.

 

The point is, if Caligula's ass is plump and nicely waxed and smooth similar to a woman's, then it shouldn't make me gay if I pump it in a few times. Besides, I'm indian. We're obviously not the biggest 'down there' but I read the Kama Sutra and I can find a way to really use my tool to its fullest! :hump: Caligula will be pleased!

 

WAIT!!! This was your guys' idea. How many threads have you two started about fighting me or me fighting some other douchebag and it always ends up in some sort of talk about male rape and sodomy. You SAID you were coming to London next year. You know, I hang out in Liverpool. I was just going to take the train down to London to fight you and then come back up to Liverpool.

The thing is, Hanzy, you won't show up. You didn't even show up when Leeder and Sly were having lunch down the street from your work. That's PATHETIC! You try to act like you hated Sly so that's why you bitched out. I don't remember you hating Sly before that.

When Jaws came through Bakersfield, i had 50 million things going on and had to work a 12 hour shift that night and I made time to meet him for lunch. You're sorry, man!

 

he never analyzes fights... he just says "my guy is the best"

 

I saw there was a thread called "The Elephant In The Room" and I thought Hanzy's wife had walked in. opcorn:

 

I've analyzed hundreds of fights over the years. To a point where I'm bored with it. With this fight, I was trying to get some betting action going. No one was confident enough in Pac to bet though.

Before the Jones-Calzaghe fight, LOK, Bigdawg and a few other guys were talking crazy shit about what Jones was going to do and making threads about Jones' certain victory and they were just blowing a bunch of hot air because NONE of them would bet no matter what odds were given. I actually would have bet people Saturday and would have paid up.

 

what I mean is that you will pick a guy who has no chance because you like him

if Hatton were fighting Bernard Hopkins, you would be betting on Hatton

you will even come up with some sort of logic that supports Hatton winning if someone calls you on it

I dont think you can fairly say that no one was confident enough in Pacquaio... there were guys here who gave Hatton absolutley no chance at all... maybe they just dont like to gamble:dunno:

 

First and foremost you don't get a betting record like mine by just going on heart like Steve Dave thinks. At this point in time I have three favorite fighters. Two are retired and the third is thinking about retirement so fights like these are few and far between. And just because a fighter is one of my favorites doesn't mean i'm going to back them WITHOUT odds if they're up against a better fighter. During the RbR of Calzaghe-Hopkins I accepted a $50 bet Joe King on the fight immediately AFTER Calzaghe was knocked down. I got a lot of props for that. I didn't make that bet because i like Calzaghe more. I knew his style would beat Bernard Hopkins regardless of a 10-8 round.

I analyzed Hatton-Tszyu and got laughed at. Barrera-Hamed and got laughed at. On this fight, I missed big time. But like I said who here saw a 2nd round KO?

If someone was confident in Pac, they had a guy right here who offering better odds than they'd see in a casino and a guy with a golden reputation for paying up. That's turning down free money.

And I'm really glad they did. ray:

 

no shit!!::

you are right, nobody predicted KO2, thats for sure

 

After the hailstorm Hatton took from the likes of Tszyu and Floyd to a degree, you'd assume it would've taken a lot more from Pacquaio to put Hatton away. Pacman's hitting power must be on a whole other level. He's even stopped Oscar. Shot or not, Oscar had a chin.

 

You don't have to make the trip to London, Cal. I haven't even decided my game plan yet. Plus there's the matter of writing a will, life insurance, making sure the family is well off, all bills paid, etc. Fighting to the death is not so simple I assure you.

 

The thing is, Hatton was genuinely hurt on the first knockdown. Even if people don't agree with they way Hatton was fighting before the knockdown, that had to affect his reaction time, balance, etc. So after the first knockdown, he was fighting a very fast and powerful puncher and he was doing it with glassy eyes and unsteady legs which only leads to him getting hit with bigger cleaner punches.

Roy Jones Jr. won a heavyweight title then got KOd in two by a light heavyweight. Doesn't mean Tarver hits harder than Ruiz, He got caught early and flush. Imagine if nady would have let Roy continue that night. He would have just been hit with bigger and cleaner bombs.

 

Silly analogy.

Tarver whacked Roy 10x more flush than Ruiz ever did. Ruiz clipped him a couple of times, but never really landed a big, flush powershot.

Hatton's style is the opposite of Jones, he actually walks into punches.

Both Tszyu and Floyd hit Hatton proper flush lots of times, he could take their flush shots well enough, he couldn't take Pacman's.