Friend got lucky...

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  1. r o o s t e r

    r o o s t e r "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    "elicit"

    stop trolling, do some exercise, get a bit of therapy, go out and enjoy life.
     
  2. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    What about in a "Battle of the Moobs" contest???
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Careful, Punk, careful.:warning:

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  5. His_Royness

    His_Royness "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    :lol:


    You gotta love when some guy with almost 8.000 posts since 2007 suggests people who have half the posts combined in twice the timeframe that they should go out more and stop wasting time on the forum... :notallthere:
     
  6. Buddy Rydell

    Buddy Rydell Boxingpress Alumnus

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    Damn, I have about 6,400 posts, and that's since 2003. :dunno:
     
  7. r o o s t e r

    r o o s t e r "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    ich verstehe nicht. sagen sie dass ich doof bin? bama's posting rate ist grosser als meine.
     
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    His_Royness "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Nein - ich meinte Bama...

    Du bist ein guter Junge! :bears:
     
  10. TFK

    TFK WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Here's my favorite part of WannaBanga Man's story...


    That's just further proof that his girl is hideous. I'm sure at one time or another, every guy has been with a buddy and seen some fat, disgusting monstrosity of a woman walk by, and you elbow your buddy and ask 'Would ya?'. That's clearly what happened here.


    TFK
     
  11. r o o s t e r

    r o o s t e r "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    am samstag bin ich nach Oesterreich gefahren. ich wollte Deutsch sprechen, aber mein Deutsch ist ziemlich schlecht. mein Deutsch ist nicht so useful for conversation, weil Deutscher und Oesterreicher Englisch sehr gut sprechen koennen. vielleicht soll ich zu einem kleinem Dorf fahren, weil dort die Menschen nicht Englisch sprechen koennen.
     
  12. r o o s t e r

    r o o s t e r "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    tfk, that story is certainly fake. jenn does not exist, hideous or beautiful.
     
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    .................as strange images of Hitler and black leather clad bikini babes wielding whips and electric cattle prods swim circles around my head.

    :pray:
     
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    When 2 Anonymous Guys See a TRUELY HOT Bitch, there's NOfuckingREASON to Ask if U'd "Hit It"...So if, If, IF "Jenn" Exists, She's an ACQUIRED Taste @ Best...



    REED:hammert:
     
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    Good catch tfk. I didnt notice that. Jenn's a beast.
     
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    Would you hit it?

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    Careful, you don't want WannaBanga Man coming after you with his gun. He's hardcore like that.

    TFK
     
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    whiskey Czarcasm

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    I'm just asking the board a question. :dunno:
     
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    That kinda looks like someone on this board :lol:
     
  22. r o o s t e r

    r o o s t e r "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    fuck you. i already said that jenn doesn't exist. this deluded little backbiting is exactly what alabama aims for with these obviously contrived stories. he feels he can get one up on you if he can convince you of something that isn't true. round and round in a circle, he tells a made-up story that is deliberately aggravating ("i made jenn orgasm five times while wearing my gucci sandals"), you guys get aggravated ("aargh we hate gucci sandals! and jenn was probably faking!"), he laps up the attention with a few posts of insults, with a few more spicy fabrications added in to amp up the pressure ("i like wearing sandals because they show off my pedicure"), you guys duly get angrier ("pedicures is teh gay!!"), ... then the whole cycle starts a few days later with another 100% fake story.

    the joke really is on you. if you're consoling yourself that alabama's girlfriend jenn is actually ugly because of what some fictitious black guys said in one of his stories, then he really has duped you, because that story never happened in any way, shape or form. he told the story thinking "yeah that dumb godfather will fall for this". he wants the reactions of misdirected hate, because he's a self-loathing troll and insults are probably the only responses he thinks he can get.
     
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    Thanks for the breakdown Rooster. We really are a bunch of losers. :doh:
     
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    Goddamn!! I'm in here waiting 6 minutes for this page to refresh and Alabama's out there........................living life..............bangin' Jenn..............laughing!

    :bangh::bangh:
     
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    r o o s t e r "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    :lol: seriously nobes, you and me are the biggest losers on this site for sure, maybe huthut too. we seem to be posting all fucking day.
     
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    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    it is really crazy when you think about it

    I've been here since December of 2002 and I have a total of 3827 posts

    thats basically 77 months or about 49 posts per month

    Alabama Woman has 7802 posts in 28 months or 278 per month!!!

    that settles it, Jenn does not exist, or if she does it is only in a vegatative state
     
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    You are an astute man , Rooster. This is 100% true.
     
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    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Whatever, that was 12 years of their history.

    Every time someone says German people say 1. Nazi and/or 2. it is ugly.

    Every time someone says that I say where have you heard German. Silence and then oh Hitler. So, they base their entire opinion on Germans and their language on a dictator who was literally screaming. I liken it to people saying English is ugly because they heard only Sam Kinison speak.
     

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