Pacquiao vs Alabama Man

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  1. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    On the street! How does this clash of the titans unfold?:crafty:
     
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    Pacman V Bamaman...

    Ding ding ding lets get it on!

    I can see this one being pretty close in the early rounds. About R6 Bama tries to be the big dick and attempts to run over Manny over with his puny 3 Series.

    Manny laughs to himself looks at his coach as says "is this bitch for real"
    "I STOP WARS, KING KONG AINT GOT SHITE ON ME"

    Manny then points to the corner of the ring where he had parked his new ride,
    Airwolf. Yup thats right Airwolf with B.A in the cock pit.

    Bama looks back at Manny in awe, a tiny tear trickles down his face - Manny quickly follows this up with a "Hatton Hook"

    It's all over folks. After moving through the weights once again Manny is now the HW champion of the world
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Pacquaio by the easiest KO in history

    Bama breaks a nail when falling
     
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    Probably the non fat philipino.

    After the "fight" Alabama would invite Manny to his place to drink a couple of pina coladas and get closer and do some nice male bonding while listening some cool Maroon 5 tracks on the background. Now if he gets lucky Jin won't come to the scene and Manny being drunk and happy might let him suck his dick. If Jin shows up though, the most likely ending scenario will be Manny fucking Jin senseless while Alabama cries his heart out, leaving us wondering who he's the most jelaous off.
     
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    broadwayjoe Undisputed Champion

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    And vows to never, ever wash his busted face again.
     
  7. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    :lol: I'm pretty sure Bama would let Pac have Jen, it would be his honour. In fact watching Manny give Jen a good Pac-ing would probably be Bama's ultimate sexual fantasy.
     
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    um, no

    Watching Pac-Man give BAMA a good Pac-ing would be bama's ultimate sexual fantasy
     
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    this would be a chess match, with zero punches landed.

    pacquiao would be hesitant to hit curious jolex for fear of damaging his johnson while it was deeply entrenched in the throat of the curious one.
     

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