Valuev Vs Haye predictions

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  1. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Who you going for?

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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    I predict I dont care.

    BTW - David Haye and R.Kelly look NOTHING alike.
     
  3. *Z*

    *Z* WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    For once in my life, I will be rooting for Valuev. I just can't stand Haye. He's got a hell of a lot of proving to do to make up for all the shit he's been talking.
     
  4. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    They do, my ex thought it was R. Kelly when he was ringside for the Hatton-Lazcano fight. Well that's her though, irrelevant anyway. And yea they do.
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    I can't stand Haye either, I hope Vitali or Wlad fuck him up, which they will when/if he gets in the ring with them. However Valuev is one of the worst fighters I've ever seen, can't stand that guy, even more than Haye. Suppose Haye would be the lesser of two evils.
     
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    steve_dave Hard As Fuck

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    Same hair.
     
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    I'll pass on this one. Valuev is a freak show not a real boxer.
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    No offense to your ex, but she must not have been very much R.Kelly. Other than both having corns, they look NOTHING alike.
     
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    There is a slight resemblance, but I think it would only be to those who've only seen the 2 when it was pointed out to them that that is R. Kelly or that is David Haye, but if that person saw either one on their own they wouldn't know who it was.





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  10. KaukipRrr

    KaukipRrr "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Not that I like Haye, but him taking the paper belt is more interesting than Valuev - Ruiz 3, I hate Sauerland, and know he'll keep the ogre in a protected fish-bowl until he surcumbs to gigantism and dies. Haye is a fraud on borrowed time, and it's his turn to stay in England for a while fighting very careful cherries, I will be interested to see Haye bring out the Fraud-groupie in Britain, he's not a 'sexy, delicious, charismatic, entertaining, brash refreshing heavyweight saviour' as some believe, he's just a trigger for a social experiment to me. :crafty:
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    I think they have at least a passing resemblance. But hey, each to their own, to be fair he was wearing a hood and some shades at the time so I could see how she could have made the mistake. Although I did think it odd that R.Kelly would show up in Manchester for a Ricky Hatton fight :lol:

    Anyway I digress, if Haye loses this he is officially shite. No "saviour of the heavyweight division" should lose to Valuev.
     
  12. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I hope Haye wins because he is the kind of fighter who could make the violence-loving fans care about heavyweight again, but I pick Valuev in 6
     
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    adamiw Undisputed Champion

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    My fear is that Haye get's knocked down or out by a jab or something. If he sticks to the game plan, he should box circles round Valuev.....it could be tough later on fatigue starts to set in.

    Another concern is that he tries to knock Valuev out....if he's disiplined he won't do that, but he'll be fighting his natural instinct. I think he needs to test Valuev's chin early, if he doesn't even register a blink, then he should forget about a KO and focus entirely on speed.

    I'll go Haye UD.
     
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    They are not exactly a spitting image, but there's a definite resemblance.

    Similar face shape, eyes and nose, and of course hair.
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Xplosive what's your prediction for the fight? Are you going for Haye? Do you believe he can win? What's your Vibe? Do you think he could possibly stop Valuev if he puts his foot on the Ignition?








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    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    I got Haye by stoppage, in the mid rounds, providing that his power carries and that he doesn't get hit by the giant sloth. If he does, he is toast. If his power doesn't carry, he is in big trouble, because I can't see him winning any kind of decision in Germany unless he scores a handful of KD's.

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    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    VALUEV UD. Haye blows. Valuev isn't great either. Haye is easily the most overhyped fighter in boxing today.
     
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    Haye will beat this big and clumsy Neanderthal.

    Back to the circus for the dim witted, retarded valuev, who was schooled and lost 10 rounds to an ancient Evander Holyfield.

    Bye Valuev..good luck in tending the horses and circus tents, you carnival sideshow freak that can't fight a lick.
     
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    plrraz Leap-Amateur

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    What a farkin Hypocrite...

    Stingless, what a hypocrite you are. How dare you insult someone who has fought as a professional in the ring, something you have NEVER done.

    STFU, or stop lecturing others with the same lame "created by Stingless rule" you just violated...:nono:


     
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    Come now, bro...valuev is a lead footed, inept and pathetic excuse for a champion.

    Terrible.
     
  21. plrraz

    plrraz Leap-Amateur

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    Dude...

    That may be true, but he is, nonetheless, a professional world champion, and by your own words, you are unworthy to judge him, unless, you yourself boxed as a professional.
     
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    We will agree to disagree, bro.

    He is a joke.

    I could take him on right now at 49, I can't beat him now (Though I could have 20 years ago) and I can guarantee you that I will send him back to Moscow with some sore ribs, and that is a fact.

    Karl
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Yes, I am positive that if you fought Valuev now or whenever, the retarded neanderdahl would be going home badly injured afterwards
     
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    Free Ike WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Valuev by all accounts is intelligent. He is a contender on the world level and he is smarter than you.
     
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    whoever's fucking with Karl's account, the joke's over, it just isnt funny anymore
     
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    Valuev, the ape, is a racist, if you're going to have provocative skin colour, dont stretch it out so that it's 7 foot high and wide like a billboard for everyone to see, like most contraversial personal issues, cover it up, or keep it to yourself.

    Thats my second contribution to this thread for the paper championship.
     
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    :crafty: , but,... you cant tell the difference between Golota and Vitali for some reason?
     
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    Fights like this remind me how it's a bit funny how we're often complaining about that 1-3 lbs a fighter gives in advantage to other in the lower divisions.

    :lol:
     
  30. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Haye will stop him in the 10th.
     

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