Pavlik has some lovely

boxer shorts

 

was that a pun?

 

Pavlik looks like some white trash tweaker. He doesn't look the least bit intimidating. He's the kind of guy you might think you could take if you saw him in person, of course he's beat the shit out of me though. ::

 

For Some Reason, REED Gets the Feeling that Pavlik has SKID MARKS....


REED:hammert:

 

He's got a decent camel-toe by the looks of it.

 

They look like the sort of cheap, nasty boxer shorts that one might associate with an owner that would leave skid marks on them ::

 

I never fucking liked Pavlik, and now it turns out he has no dress sense either.

 

He looks clean to me.

 

When

And what do you mean by `white trash tweaker`

 

That joey in the pouch isn't very heavy, I guess we can give it the benefit of the doubt given elastic tension, but still, that'd bring his total to 5, which is decent enough for the inferior white-man :crafty: .

 

R U Kidding???...1st of All, Kelly Pavlik DIPS, which is Among the NASTIER Habits Known to Man...So Basically he Walks Around w/a SPIT Cup or SWALLOWS the Shit...

He DOESN'T Shave w/REGULARITY Either...REED is Still a FAN of Kelly Pavlik, but "Clean" ISN'T an Adjective that Springs to REED's Mind, when Describing him...

"Clean" Boxers Typically have that "Pretty Boy" Thing Going On...Dela Comes Across as CLEAN...Cassius Clay was CLEAN...Joe Calzaghe Seems CLEAN...Kelly Pavlik DOESN'T....

REED:hammert:

 

I think it's refreshing when a fighter doesn't try to look "pretty". They are fighters not models.

Another thing, Pavlik just finished training camp so he is supposed to look like he has been training his ass off not coming from a spa ::

Looking sharp at a press conference is a different thing though.

 

I bet he has skid marks and if one of you put your nose right in his sweat ass crack, you might get a dingle berry in your mouth:shit:

 

what are we talking about here...? u fuckers 4real?

 

Did Reed just say that Pavlik chews tobacca?

 

Apparently Kelly's not a metrosexual. :dunno:



Being a grimy fuck might explain his lingering staph infections though.

 

We're talking about Pavlik's boxer shots - try to keep up ILLU, you retard :kidcool:

 

Fucking european, those are not "boxers", they are "boxer briefs". :nono:

 

:nono: Tobbacer

 

Hahaha, they would probably be descibed as boxer briefs in England too. But only a twat would actually call them boxer briefs rather than just boxers.

Incidentally, I cannot fucking believe this fight is on PPV. I mean really, how can they justify that?

Pavlik against a scrub, with nothing on the undercard? Pavlik isn't a middleweight Tyson, his fights shouldn't be PPV by default.

 

You just hurt my feelings. :nono:

 

I meant he looks like he showers twice a day kind of guy.

 

If Pavlik showers twice a day it is because he trains twice a day, no other reason.

Now...what time is this bald ass cracka due up at tonight?

 

:: , I find it relieving too,.. but the difference is, certain white-american scribes think of themselves 'differently', that's why most serial-killers are white, there's this tendency to 'fantasize'.

 

If Pavlik did not box I am sure he would be slicing strips off lonely tourists, lost in the Ohio Outback, consumed by all that rust, which reminds them of a crusty Joan Paez, wailing about the injustice of America.

 

Any of you cock-knobs watching this fight?

Soto is not very good. Getting roughed up by Chavez.

 

chavez is a faggot. he just tried throwing soto outta the ring. he's fighting dirty but still getting countered to shit.

soto looks like he doesn't belong at 135. valero would crush him.

 

god damn. chavez just landed a low blow. he's trying to get himself DQed.

 

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Come on, Chavez is hilarious.

Literally threw Soto out of the ring, then smashed him in the balls full pelt.

Also, you say Soto doesn't belong at 135 but it's not like he is even fighting a proper lightweight.

Chavez is a pretty small 130 pounder. Soto is the bigger man.

 

I'm no Chavez fan, but you have to admire the little bugger.

No real skill or talent, but can compete at world level by sheer relentlessness. The little bastard just keeps coming.