Best One-Liners/Comebacks In The History Of Boxing

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  1. Irish

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    Try to give the context, the quote{s} and a link if you can, so as to avoid too much apocryphal stuff.


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    Context: Argument between Mickey Duff and Joe Bugner, KL, 1975. Duff, a promoter, felt that Bugner had not tried hard enough vs Ali and was only in it for the money..........

    Mickey Duff: "Well....Well...I suppose thats the name of the game..........Money."

    Bugner: "Yes...Money.......And being able to spend it"

    Context: Same time, same place...Ali-Bugner II post-press conference. Press get on Bugners case whereupon he declares...

    Bugner: "I'll fight anyone, even Jesus Christ"

    Hugh McIlvanney "Aye...but only cos you know he has bad hands"

    Context: Las Vegas, 2009, Buildup to Hatton-Pacquiao, Week Of The Fight. Mayweather Sr, Freddie Roach and Jim Lampley meet in the ring as part of the HBO Promo.

    Mayweather Sr:
    "You too soft, Freddie".

    Roach: "When Pacquiao stands up at them fights I sit down. I dont have to be fuckin' hard. Only time I have to be hard is when I am with a girl."

    Context: Clay-Liston I, 5th St. Gym Miami, 1964


    Interviewer "Now..I've Seen Liston and..."

    Clay
    ...."Ain't he Ugly???!!!"

    Context: Sometime into the Hagler-Hearns Fight. Hagler is bleeding profusely from a cut in the middle of his forehead when he is approached between the rounds by Richard Steele....

    Richard Steele:
    "Can you see??"

    Hagler "I'm hitting him, ain't I??"





     
  2. Irish

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    Context: England, 1990, Chris Eubank makes his trademark leap over the top rope and into the ring.........

    Reg Gutteridge, commentator
    ..: "The Ego Has Landed".


     
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    Larry Holmes: Can you count to 10?
     
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    Kevin Kelley: How come I don't have a big HBO contract?
    Naseem Hamed: We're gonna give you a contract...to put my posters up all over town, and don't leave any wrinkles on them!" :lol:
     
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    After Mike McCallum fought Jeff Harding:

    Commentator to Toney: What did you think of McCallum's most recent performance ( a decision over Harding)?

    Toney: Shitty! The guy he fought was a bum! I would have knocked him out in 5 rounds!

    :lol:
     
  6. Irish

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    How about an auld context there Joe!!!!:nono::warning:

    November 8th, 2003,Mandalay Bay Events Center, LV NV.

    Jay Nady: "Any Questions"

    Antonio Tarver: "Got any excuses tonight Roy????"
     
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    Haymaker WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    great thread! Loved the Hagler quote :lol:
     
  8. Irish

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    That actually happened, supposedly- Reg Gutteridge and Harry Carpenter quoted it in one of their videos.

    On a side note, Gutteridge was taken aside by a French commentator once and asked "I believe you lost your leg in Normandy" to which Gutteridge replied "Why? Have you found it?" :lol:
     
  9. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    Bugner: "I'll fight anyone, even Jesus Christ"

    Hugh McIlvanney "Aye...but only cos you know he has bad hands"


    this has got to be the best ever:lol::lol:
     
  10. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    :bears: Ok, this one here actually is the best of all time :lol:
     
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    Greg Haugen, late in career, fighting for some obscure belt known as the WBF Welterweight Title...

    "WBF? What the hell is that, the World ButtFucking championship?"
     
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    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    is that true man?

    if so that is the best :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    James Toney, when asked before the Jirov fight what he had been practicing in training, James replies:

    "All I been practicing is walking to the corner after I put him on his ass"

    And of course theres the heckler that kept telling Duran in training over and over again "Pipino Cuevas will kill you" to which Duran finally dropped his pants and said "Pipino Cuevas can suck my dick!"
     
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    Joe Frazier to Ali: How is your wife and my kids doing?
    Ali: You calling my kids ugly?
     
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    Yeah, it was already posted! BY ME:fightme:
     
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    :doh: I never knew Duran was out of the closet even though I should have guessed based on his hugging style
     
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    I always thought it was 'I ain't missing him, am i?:dunno:
     
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    Hugh's the best boxing writer ever, IMO. His book 'McIlvanney on boxing' is WELL worth picking up.:cheer:
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  20. Irish

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    Same thing I guess....
     
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    agREED. Very, very good book
     
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    100% accurate, LOK:lol:

    One of the funniest things I ever heard

    Here's one that isnt funny, but it is jaw-dropping:

    After Yaqui Lopez beat up Mike Rossman (who was Jewish, of course) in what was (Im not sure why) a mini-upset, a TV reporter asked him how he was able to win so easily

    Lopez's response on TV was:

    "I hate Jews"
     
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    "A house doctor??" "No, dummy. I want to see a people doctor."

    - Max Baer speaking to the front desk clerk as he was having a heart attack in his room and the clerk hold him the house doctor was on the way up.
     
  24. Irish

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    Even funnier when you consider that moments later, Max spluttered...."Oh God, Here I Go...".....and died.
     
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    Iran Barkley "Jim i'm gonna rob your house"
     
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