would Lampey or Larry get fired?

if we see a Berto-Shane fight on HBO

Berto is doing well then Shane rocks him with a right hand

and Larry says "Berto was looking strong but Shane is stronger"

then Lampley says something relating Shane to a earthquake

 

Suppose Merchant jumps into the ring with a Ghetto Blaster and a fake Afro and starts hollering "B-A-L-C-O, singing B-A-L-C-O"

 

:kidcool: ... what have you got against performance enhancers?... NUTHIN' if your Pacquiao opinions are anything to run by.

 

Due Process, Grasshopper, Due Process.

 

i was thinking something like

"and Shane proves to be his own kind of earthquake"

 

"And Bertos world is rocked by the right uppercut".

"This is seismic stuff from both fighters"

"Tonight, Berto has to step up to the plate"

 

Lampley in his (about to cum) over excited voice

"and I Wonder.. is the RED Cross going to start a fund for Berto after tonight"

 

Merchant is probably writing down these lines as we type.

 

Not with his delirious tremens, he ain't

 

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Lampley is the best commentator/announcer in sports. He won't ever get fired. You people will miss him when he is gone. Pure class

 

Erik Morales: he didn't really hurt me, I was just so tired, I had to get some rest.

Larry Merchant (interviewer): Do you...think...you were tired because... of so many punches...to the head??!!

 

Maybe if he pissed off now we would be able to test that theory

 

They should wait until the dust has settled...

 

It was funny when Jim Lampley called Juan Diaz "physically attractive".

 

Lamps, Merchant, Foreman, they are the best!

I love Foreman when he talks, he watches and comes up with the craziest stuff of all

"Being the smaller man, he just has to close his eyes and punch upwards"

 

Merchant is the best.

I remember watchiing the Pacquiao/Cotto fight and in the latter rounds when pac was laying a beating on Cotto Merchant says:

"This is like a traitor against a firing squad"
:atu:

How does he think of this stuff?

But.........I don't think Lampley will say anything controversial. Remember what he said during the Hamed/Barrera fight?

Right when Barrera was dominating in the later rounds Lampley says:

"Hamed said that if he would win it would be by Allah's will, well RIGHT NOW Allah knows how to spell B-A-R-R-E-R-A!!"

Lampley got in hot water for that one.::

 

co-sign. sick shit, but funny::