Evander Holyfield Accused of Beating His Wife

Apparently, it was the heat that went out.

Evander "The Heat" Holyfield.

James Kinchen lawsuit on the way.

 

Yep there was some misinformation in this thread, it was the heating, not the power.

Evander "Cold as ice, willing to sacrifice... his wife" Holyfield.

There's a... whoever wrote that song lawsuit coming.

 

He had to slap the lord back into her life.

 

Your original joke was hilarious. Don't spoil it by trying to be too clever....

 

I have to stay within the remit of the facts. The facts are the heat, and not the lights, went out. I am sorry if these details of Evanders plight do not make for succinct humour. After all, we are not tabloid journalists.

 

Cool irish...(you're "Orthodox Crusader" right?)

In any event...

This is why People have to be careful before professing too much Christianity or any religion for that matter. If you're taking a central stage and trying to represent God, better make sure your life matches up to it because people are watching.

Saying you believe in God is one thing...no problem with that. But actiing as though you are holier than thou and God is backing you up in fights and giving you revelation on fights etc and then having 15 kids outside of marriage and beating up on wives...is somewhat embarrassing and lends voice to the misguided ignorant atheists/God-haters/chaos worshippers of the world...

 

What is does it continue to diminish the antiquated views of Christians who continue to believe in a silly fairy tale, and let it govern their lives.

 

YOU...Talk about Almost Anything...NOW!:kick:

 

I also believe a butt had plenty to do with this

 

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Love, Honour, Obey.

I mean, it really is pretty straightforward.

 

ha!

 

Sounds kinda like Jigsaw

 

We're going to play a little game............

 

Evander's life would make a sensational movie, and it's not even done yet! Who knows how many more stupid, contradictory fuck ups he's got left in him. At least 25-30 I'd guess.

In my head Denzel is playing Evander and Rihanna is playing Candi. Both have relevant experience and I can smell the Oscars.

Here's hoping he writes an autobiography.

Seriously though, it always sucks to see a great champion (especially those in the mainstream) really embarrass themselves.

 

What age is Grenzel now? 56? 57? I mean, dass dey one, dass dey one....