Fighters Who Did Get Up, And Shouldn't Have...

He did. The exact quotation, I believe was:

"He's SHIT. This guy can't punch SHIT"

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Followed by Enzo confirming it with " I know he can't punch shit".

HOW THE FUCK WOULD THAT BANJO PLAYING SHEEP SHAGGER KNOW???

That Enzo......I mean....they gave him trainer of the year. His fighters?

Joe Calzaghe: Ultra talented, could be trained by Clyde the Orangutan.

Bradley Pryce: BUSTED
Gavin Rees: BUSTED
Enzo Mac: BUSTED

 

Don't forget the 'Rocket'; Gary Lockett :laughing:

Enzo Calzaghe is a disgrace. Could you imagine how could Joe would have been if he'd had a proper trainer?

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Ah yes. BUSTED.

The bad hair, his sheer foul-mouthed...red-facedness, truncated little violent Taff Bastid.....It was like a lion being put through its paces by a retarded amoeba......it's a wonder anything worked, at all.

 

For me, it was a combination of his plainly retarded training methods (the genius of preparing Rees for his beatdown at the hands of Kotelnik by giving him ZERO rounds of sparring being a personal highlight), his nonsense ramblings (telling the world that Enzo would have beaten Haye easily if the fight had gone 12 rounds, after scraping Enzo ff the canvas, being a good example) and the fact that he so utterly wants to live the life his son lead.

Someone bought me Calzaghe's autobiography for Christmas (it's as entertaining as you would imagine) and at least HALF of it is taken up by the simultaneous thoughts of his fucking dad. If I wanted to read the thoughts of this unsufferable wanksplat, I'd have bought HIS fucking book...

JUST GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!

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That was fucking funny, no doubt.

 

Lou Bizarro vs Duran

 

my godfather was friendly with a lightweight fighter from the city named George "Kid" Foster (no relation to the ballplayer) and in 1972 they all went out to see him fight at the garden against an up-and-coming young Puerto Rican fighter named Esteban DeJesus... well George took a horrible beating and kept getting up (I think he was floored five times) and it got so bad that his own corner men kept yelling at him to just "stay down!" ... apparantley George came to work the following Monday wearing sunglasses, stayed for a few hours, announced he was feeling a little sick, and came back a few days later LOL

 

Oh, no...

 

Joe Frazier, and then Joe Frazier, and then...

 

Hence the infamous expression..."We shoulda stood in bed"....