Nickname Changes

Wouldn't it be funny if we could change fighters nicknames so they are more suitable?

How about these?

George "'da club" St. Pierre
Lyoto "Brapanese" Machida
Quinton "Part-time" Jackson
Forrest "Gump" Griffin
Wanderlei "niptuck" Silva
Fedor "chubby plumber" Emelianenko
Keith "all show no go" Jardine
Tito "The Clap" Ortiz
Brock "Cocktat" Lesnar
Randy "Pops" Couture
Jesse "Duh" Taylor
Mirko "Shotcop" Filipovic
Diego "Yes" Sanchez
Josh "The Clown" Koscheck
Rodrigo "back asscrack" Noguiera
Chuck "no gut no glory" Liddell
Josh "The showstopper" Barnett

What you guys have?

 

I laughed at Josh Barnett.

Gotta go with

Fraudor Emeliafake-o
FLEEoto Macheetah
Cock Chestnar

That's all I got..

 

what about

"Go Diego Go" Sanchez?:hammert:

 

REED's Always SECRETLY Referred to B.J. Penn as "BlowJob" Penn...NOT Because B.J. SUCKS on Anything, but Because that's THE FIRST Word that Pops Into REED's Head when he Sees the Letters "B.J."



REED:hammert:

 

"Caveman" Clay Guida...
Clay "Moshpit" Guida...
Jon "Where da White Women @?" Jones
Tito "Wanna See my Wife Naked?...Oh, U Already Have?" Ortiz
Dan "British TEEF" Hardy
Cheick "Got Subtitles?" Congo
Urijah "Duuuude" Faber
"Handy" Randy Couture


REED:mj:

 

:laughing::laughing:

 

Frank "Paps" Mir...



REED:mj:

 

Omg that's classic man. I'll never think of him the same.

 

Christiane "Wanderlette" Santos

 

:bears:Anyone w/Young Children will Looooooooove that 1!...

 

How could I forget.

Cheick "Donkey" Kongo

 

Geroges '' Where's the Rush ??'' St-Pierre

 

James '' lights out, roids in '' Toney

( yeah I know I keep recycling it )

 

Jardine always brings it.

 

:bears::bears::bears:

Very good. I like the Kongo one.

Explain the Paps one, though.

 

Antoni "raging" Hardonk

 

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Jardine looks a lot scarier than he really is.

 

My wife watches with me from time to time and always refers to Penn as the Blowjob guy.:bears: