U KNOW U're a Hardcore Boxing Fan WHEN....

When your friends travel to Germany you tell them to always keep their eyes on their wallets cuz people get robbed all the time there.

 

When your friend tells you to cross the street you immediately think of throwing a right cross

 

:laughing:

 

You refer to fat people as Tuas

 

Vitali and Wlad look like brothers. They are quite similar. Vitali looks as much like Valuev as you do.

 

Someone already pointed out supermid, but you made 2 other mistakes, as well. ::

 

agREED...REED Noticed them IMMEDIATELY...



REED:mj:

 

And really big fans will know 2 more weight classes that could be added...including one that is active. And I'm not counting old cruiserweight.

 

i am not familiar with any 106 or 109 lb divisions

 

He also forgot Mannyweight.

 

and Winkyweight (170) and you don't:: at the term Winkyweight.

 

nah, I was thinking the defunct supercruiserweight (210 lbs) that was never adopted by the big 4, but did get some play with the IBA (see Toney vs Montana) and

the one that currently exists is Atomweight, but I think it is for girls only and I think it is 102 lbs. WBC has a champion for women at this weight. Really, a weight class smaller than 105 for women makes a lot of sense. Even in fatass USA, I know plenty of women who hover around 100 lbs and zero men.

 

I think a big sign your a hardcore boxing fan is when you listen to the average Joe talk about boxing and just pisses you off.

I used to not care when I got into boxing years ago. But when I listen to boxing conversations I imediately tell how much they follow the sport and how off they are.

The worst is when I run into someone that don't know shit and still tries to argue with me. They make bold predictions that make no sense. It can be kind of funny sometimes but it's usually annoying.

 

When someone asks you what you're doing for the weekend you tell them watching the fight. After they ask you who's fighting you usually just tell them never mind.

 

*The Following is a TRUE Story...SERIOUSLY!!!*

REED was in his Favorite Watering Hole a Couple Weeks Ago, Rocking a Boxing T-Shirt (as USUAL), when a Lovely Female Struck Up a Convo w/Him..."Oooh, R U Into Boxing?"....REED Replied Yes..."My New Boyfriend is a Boxer, his Name is ______ (REED Can't Recall the Name), U Ever Heard of him?"...VERY NICELY, REED Shook his Head & Said, " I Can't Say that I Have, No."

Bitch Gets a Bit SALTY w/REED @ That Point & Says, "Well U Must Not B into Boxing THAT Much, Cause he's Gonna B Fighting Mayweather in less than a Year. I'm Pretty Sure U've Heard of Mayweather, Right?"

REED was a bit Weirded Out @ this Point, Because Even though REED Can't Recall the Name NOW, it Certainly WAS NOT the Name of ANY World Class Fighter that REED had EVER Heard of....

@ this Point, Some Spike Haired DOUCHEBAG Walked in...Dude was about 5'6, 180 lbs (Not FAT, but NOT Ripped Either) & HAD to B MID 30's...Looked More like an Old, Out of Shape Bodybuilder than Anything Else...The Bitch Perked up Then, "There's my Man Right There! Tell 'em Baby! Tell 'em You're Fighting Mayweather Sometime Next Year!"

Dude Looked @ REED, Noticed REED had a Boxing T-Shirt On, Got REDFACED as Hell & Moved his Girl to the OPPOSITE Side of the Fucking Bar....

5 or 10 Years Ago, REED would've EMBARRASSED the Chick AND her Man On the Spot, but REED has MELLOWED in his Old Age...Plus, the Idea of Some LOSER Telling his New Girlfriend that he'd B Fighting Floyd Mayweather was Soooooooo COMICAL, REED Couldn't Bust Him...

Again, this Story is 100% TRUE....

REED:laughing:

 

REED Usually Says, "Nobody U've Ever Heard of"...


REED:mj:

 

:::bears:Nice!

 

you shadow box in elevators

 

:bears::laughing:

 

I check if there's a camera first but I often do::

 

Which?

looks like i ain't a real fan... ld:

 

Hint:105 and 108

 

:: The chick obviously doesn't have internet access either.

 

damn... must be those old webl days confusing me. Weird that there is a bigger jump from light fly to fly than from fly to superfly.

Same with Welter->Superwelter->middle

Anybody know the reason behind this?

 

If you actually watch boxing on ESPN and Fox Sports.

And, if you watch boxing in languages you don't understand: Telemundo and Telefutura

 

The main/only reason you have HBO and Showtime is because of their boxing.

 

You have shelves upon shelves of VHS & DVD fights that you rarely watch but you'll be damned if you ever get rid of them.

 

I hear that. I have Mount Whitaker fights on tape for God's sake. ::