If the boxing world was a school...

Anyone remember this absolute classic thread from the secondsout days? I think it was Xplosive who started it originally. So who is class clown, class bully, the nerd, star athlete, most likely to succeed, weirdo etc? ::

 

Yeah it was a classic back in the day...but leave it back in the day..

Don't butcher it the way George Lucas butchered Stars Wars...

 

It will be great, like Saved By The Bell - The College Years...

 

Im not sure boxing has the characters any more to make this thread a goer! :(

 

slystaff: wannabe nerd failing his classes. Recently outed when stiletto heels were found in his locker.

 

class clown: kermit cintron
class bully: floyd
the bulliee/nerd: JMM
star athlete/gufawing jock: amir Khan
most likely to succeed: Tavoris Cloud! (probably not but I'll back him)
weirdo: Carl Froch
the fat kid: pretty much every heavyweight apart from the 3 champs i can think of
the drug addict: pac

 

:laughing:

 

The aging teacher who can't quite control the class anymore but still commands some respect: Hopkins
The aging teacher who the class bully picks on & throws erasers at now: Shane
The senile aging teacher who barely knows if he's the teacher or the overhead projector anymore: Roy

 

The janitor: Leon Spinks

 

Nice work with Hopkins ::

 

Yeah it was me who originated this. But I'm a shell of the poster I was in 2002, so I no longer have the creavity to make it interesting .

 

Fightbeat is where shot posters go for a cup of tea and a nice nap in the shade.

 

Floyd would be the kid who only shows up for basic math and basic english. Telling the principal he would take advanced but he doesn't have anything to prove and that the principal doesn't know schooling. He has text books and backpacks that are paid for.

 

The aging teacher whom everbody laughs at but nobody fucks with : Vitali

 

:bears::bears:::

.....but he has some very well paid part-time jobs coming up, just in case.

 

The fight knowledge is still there.

The comedy is too.

Maybe just not the imagination anymore. ld:

Lol.

 

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Floyd would be the kid who was excempt from taking tests because of how he constantly proves how much smarter he is from everybody.

 

Evander Holyfield would be that kid who looks like he's 30 and you're wondering why he's still here

 

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:laughing:

 

Ricardo Lopez would be the poor kid who never eats lunch

 

The kid who took math class and looked like a genius at first completing basic math, until some angles were thrown his way, now he's failing the class....... Kelly Pavlik.

 

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^^^^^:atu::crying:::

 

:laughing: :bears: Still got it

 

:cheer:

 

And worse yet, they're talking about moving him UP a class after proving he can't handle the lower level stuff.

 

Wlad Klitschko would be the young cocky bastard who thinks he's better than everybody else but when he says one wrong thing too many he ends up running to his big older brother to protect him.

 

:bears::bears::bears:

 

Yesica Bopp--the cute girl everyone wants to bang
Holly Holm--the stud athlete
Marcela Acuna--the popular girl
Alejandra Oliveras--the not so hot girl with the big boobs
Ann Wolfe--the girl who can beat up almost all of the guys in the school
Laila Ali--the girl with the famous dad
Ina Menzer--the hot foreign exchange student
Regina Halmich--the hot foreign exchange student at the hs back when you were in jr high
Christy Martin--the girl that got everyone interested in girls way back in grade school
Gina Carano--the hot girl from the neighboring school
Miesha Tate-the other hot girl from the neighboring school