If the boxing world was a school...

Excels in acting class, but when he took the SAT's.... wrote his name down, then looked at the questions said "fuck this!" and hopped out the window........ Cintron.

One of the special ed kids who for some reason has the impression he's the school genius.... Carl Froch.

Captain of the track team..... Dirrell. Coach of the track team.... Spinks.

One of the school bullies who often beats up kids, and hits them while thier down, but was recently knocked out during gym class when a dodge ball breezed past his face.... Terry Norris.

School guidance counselor..... Tyson.

Sex ed teacher.... Holy.

 

The two home ec teachers who were both fired because they were caught teaching students how to cook up a white, powder substance.... Pryor & Whitaker.

Student who often gets detention for slapping kids and was suspended because he was caught with the powder substance from home ec class in his locker.... Calzaghe.

 

The school Football coach who's been known to take scrawny, pitful guys and give them protein shakes which turn them into buff superstars overnight.... Freddie Roach.

The dumb Asian kid who went from failing basic math to being tutored by Coach Roach for the summer.... now he has the highest GPA in the school. The arrogant school genius who formely had the highest GPA in school, but now is jealous of the Asian kid and accuses him of cheating on tests... calling for him to be tested randomly in all subjects with no study guide. LOL I dont even need to drop the names.

Arguably the smartest, and most talented kid to ever attend the school, but he has now lost all his intelligence and is too stubborn to stop attending class.... Roy.

 

Floyd Mayweather would be the genius that gets As in all his classes but his peers criticize him for not yet having his MBA.

 

Floyd would be the super intelligent professor who would have mind-numbingly boring lessons and then cries as students walk out from his class

 

that too. :bears:

 

The "John Nash" of the school who has a beautiful mind, but was kicked outta school cause he's a Schizo...... Ibeabuchi.

The student who cant come within a 100 feet of any cheerleader, and cant be assigned to any female teacher.... Tony Ayala.

 

Manny Pacquiao would be the kid that skipped three grades, due to his superior ability, and is still the top of his class.

Problem is...he would also skip professor Mayweather's class due to fear of being "math" tested...

 

The most hated guy of the school who steals peoples bags, clothes and anything he can grab, John Ruiz

 

The kid who everyone would figure would be the Lawyer or the Doctor when he graduates...proves he was only cheating in those classes and is in fact just cut out to be a plumber.


- Shane Mosley

 

The home schooled kid who fails tests alot, yet never gets any lower then an A.... Sven Ottke.

The dumb jock who is very good at making figures out of glass, and paper mache.... Khan.

The school guido... Paulie.

 

Teacher who falls asleep during his own lessons, does not remember students' names and gives them random grades but always insists to be fair but firm - Joe Cortez

 

The dunce that sits at the back of the class and cannot even remember his own name - Herbie Hide

 

A former jock who everybody runs from when he gets a cut.... Tommy Morrison.

Formely a great student, now a Professor who gets teased for being a blundering fool, and who was seen with a buldge in his pants staring at the shirtless Basketball players..... Lennox Lewis.

 

A kid who has never gone to school, but spends every day watching it from distance and claims to know everything that happens inside it even though he mostly looks at professor Mayweather's class with binoculars - Slystaff

 

Two Professors who were formely brilliant, but are now just ancient and senile. The two are constantly bickering, and challenging eachother to games of chess for money after thier classes. Down the hall students who hear them play will often times hear one of them say "60/40 and I checkmate yo ass! 60/40 and yo ass is mine!"

One of the assistant Principals who's such a fuckin asshole that everyday everyone prays that he gets into a fatal car on accident of his way to school..... Gary Shaw.

 

the hot girl who used to be snob and hard to get, but who now whore herself to anyone who gave her some attention since the star quaterback of the football team dropped her - Roy Jones

 

the guy who alway's get drunk at a party and then starts grabbing girl's ass and acting like a leech even thought girls tells him to fuck off - John Ruiz

 

Paul Williams- The kid no teacher wants in their class because he's too smart and not popular enough.

 

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The kid who gets pissed because another kid gets a 98% on a test when he got a 90% then tells the teacher that he must have cheated. - Floyd