...Lou swears too much. So....Sergio Martinez is no longer the WBC Middlweight Champion, because Lou uses bad language. I mean, Kermit Cintron is a piece of shit. They didn't remove him from the rankings for diving out of the ring. They removed him because a guy he has a business arrangement with curses on telly. :notallthere: But it's not all bad..... "“But I am a fair man,†Sulaiman said. “Each of these fighters may apply for immediate reinstatement to the WBC rankings. All that is necessary for each of them to do is to send a request for reinstatement to the WBC together with a check in the amount of one thousand dollars to cover the administrative fee" :atu::shit::shit::shit:
That we can´t be sure just shows how awesome the boxing business is. David Simon should do a boxing drama show. All in the game, yo. ::
Did you not see the :shit: and :atu: in the post? I was basically joking back......that Cintron should be out of the fucking rankings anyways for being a cheat and a loser in the first place. Ironically, the author {I didn't know Hauser wrote it} seems to place their finger on the fact that Cintron should be banned anyways. I'm sorry to both Cintron fans out there, but he should be. Jeez.......
Well, to be honest, until I read some of the more obvious parodies below it, I took it at face value...it sounds entirely consistent with the bullshit that happens weekly
Kermit Cintron vs a Punchbag would be funny. First time in boxing history that two punchbags faced off against each other.:doh:
A lot more. I mean $1000 is nothing by WBC standards. You couldn't even guarantee yourself a lopsided decision loss for that kind of money.
