You must put a bullet in one.....

Discussion in 'General Boxing Discussion' started by Double L, Dec 16, 2010.

  1. Double L

    Double L Book Reader

    Fighter
    Promoter
    Trainer
    Commentator
    Judge
    Referee

    Who do you kill?
     
  2. joony

    joony "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    wow.
     
  3. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    I'd need more time to think about it but right now i'd go with Arum as he's fresh on my mind because of recent events.
     
  4. Double L
     
  5. Jake

    Jake WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Not really in the killing mood, so how about we go war-time strategy and shoot to maim?

    Fighter - Ricardo Mayorga
    Promoter - Can't really think of one at the moment
    Trainer - Teddy Atlas
    Commentator - Gus Johnson (since I already used my trainer bullet on Atlas)
    Judge - pick a Vegas judge, any Vegas judge (Adalaide Byrd, for the sake of naming one)
    Referee - Joe Cortez (although maybe Keith Kizer just needs to step down as commissioner, and the next guy can force Cortez to retire)
     
  6. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    DLH for 1 & 2. It beautifully ties in.

    Trainer: Roach

    Commentator: Kellerman

    Judge: Eugena Williams

    Ref: Cortez
     
  7. Jake

    Jake WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    was thinking of Oscar for promoter, but he's just a figurehead. Schaefer is the get-shit-done guy for GBP and contrary to popular opinion is actually very good for the sport.
     
  8. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    If you have hate in your heart let it out.
     
  9. admin

    admin has left the building

    I'd shoot Joony first. The I'd shoot the promoter starting with Arum. I'd make sure I don't hit any vital organs so I can watch him die a slow death. I'd name Jake the Boxing Tzar of the USA with matches decided by the FightBeat forum members. Then I would take over HBO, Showtime, and ESPN and make all of their fights available for download at a reasonable rate and license all of their fights to run on free TV daily. On Saturdays we would pick one fighter and show all of their fights based on internet voting or phone calls.
     
  10. admin

    admin has left the building

    Trainer I would kill Aaron Snowell
    Commentator I would Kill Larry Merchant.
    Judge: I would kill Laurence Cole
     
  11. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    David Haye
    Frank Moroney
    Adam Booth
    Max Kellerman
    Eugenia Williams
    Joe Cortez
     
  12. Double L

    Double L Book Reader

    My assumption here is that we're all level-headed enough to talk about shooting others without anyone getting upset that we would actually do so.
     
  13. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

    I hope all you pricks have alibi's lined up. :nono:
     
  14. admin

    admin has left the building

    I was in Texas hiding Pacquiao's drug test results

    Cupey
     
  15. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    You guys are my alibi.
     
  16. joony

    joony "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    even if that was the case, you still wouldnt watch. face it, you haven't seen live boxing since roy vs. tito. wait, that was on ppv, so you probably didn't order that either. hahahaha
     
  17. Double L

    Double L Book Reader

    Jake, how is Schaefer good for the sport? I'm not necessarily arguing that he isn't, but am interested in why you think it's the case.
     
  18. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King


    Yes, I was online with Whiskey, chatting about CDogg's sister. :bears:
     
  19. Jake

    Jake WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    from a business perspective. the amount of sponsorship he's able to bring in. his ability to think outside the box in terms of generating interest in their events.

    what they definitely need, though, are better matchmakers.
     

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