Action Jackson

Discussion in 'Movies & Televison: Reviews, Discussions & Debate' started by Xplosive, Jan 26, 2019.

  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Who else is a fan?

    Yet another in a long line of 80s action movies that were dumb as Hell, but highly fun to watch.

    Action Jackson is a hilarious movie, and very fun.

    In the 90s, dumb action movies ecane less fun to watch because they took themselves too seriously.
     
  2. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    I saw it as a kid and liked it. Haven't seen it since.
     
  3. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    Never watched it.
     
  4. You didnt miss anything.
    It's just Carl Weathers 'cashing-in' (lol), on the two movies he was good in.

    Put it this way: 9% on Rotten Tomatoes...
     
  5. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful


    Things took a turn for the worse after 1990. Without question.
     
  6. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Yeah but Weathers was great as narrator of City Confidential.













    You Cunt with a capital C. If you ever come to Hamilton, ON Imma fuck you up in a sparring session.
     
  7. Id be up for it!
    What do you weigh?
     
  8. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    6'4, 235 lbs of pure uncotrollable rage, fvckboi.
     
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  9. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Racist

    That was Paul Winfield and after he died, Keith David

    Both black dudes with fantastic speaking voices
     
  10. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Sorry guys, had a bit too much to drink. I'm only 5 11 or 6 feet and weigh about 170.
     
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  11. lb 4 lb

    lb 4 lb Fightbeat Gold Member

    Loved it. Back in the 80’s while many of you homo’s were watching musicals and Disney movies I was watching action flicks like this.

    Don’t get it twisted, this movie was no more realistic than the shit Stallone, Willis and Ahnold was doing and they were all fun.

    Today this movie would be laughable and probably hard to watch but if back in the 80’s you thought Action Jackson was ridiculous, you were probably just a miserable cunt...or (wait for it)...racist.
     
  12. That actually would okay with me - I can't be doing with smaller, lighter guys... too difficut to fight.
     
  13. Oh.
    Fuck that, then.
    Go and fight someone your own size.
     
  14. Or, smart and astute enough to know it's a) far sub-standard to any other proper 80s action movie and therefore, b) shit



    We know what we're talking about, sonny.
     
  15. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Like talking?
     
  16. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    No, as opposed to singing voices, cunt
     
  17. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Carl Weathers was great in Happy Gilmore
     
  18. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    "Mannnn last time you had pussy in your apartment is when your mom moved you in. They oughta call your place the House of Wax."

    Action Jackson is a fun flick.
     
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  19. Rainmaker

    Rainmaker "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Too bad there wasn't a sequal. The movie was a lot of fun.
     
  20. Erratic

    Erratic "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I remember liking this as a kid and seeing it as an adult and seeing that it sucked.

    I think I learned the terms “handjob” and “foot job” from this movie
     

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