BOXING NICKNAMES...

Fightbeat HASN'T Had a Good NICKNAME Thread N Awhile, so let's Do It for Ol' Times Sake...

Some of REED's Faves...

Dariusz MichalSHITski :cheer: (Hall of Fame Nickname, Baby!!!)
SLOPPY JOE Mesi
Bernard "YUCKMOUTH" Hopkins
Oscar GAY le Hoya

Believe it or Not, REED CREATED "Roid Jones Jr." as Well...@ the Time, it was Directed Towards Orion, who DETESTED Roy Jones & was an ADMITTED Steroid User...NO BULLSHIT, like 48 hours AFTER REED Started Calling Orion that, News Came Out about Roy Testing Positive in Indiana:: ...

KLIT LICKERS
DeLa DICKRIDERs
Juanita Manuela Marquez
Felix SPERM
Jimrex CACA
Jason SHITzau
Arturo "La Di" Gatti
Antonio "Milkdud" Tarver

Back N the day, REED used to REALLY Piss Peeps Off when he Called Mickey Ward "Rudy"...The SCRUB Notre Dame Football Player...

So Let's have some Fun, Fellas...Let the Nicknames ROLL....


REED:clap:

 

Oscared Gay La Fishnet
Phony Margarita
Shitali Quitschko
Cheato Triniwraps
Ike Ibeatahoochie
Vivian Harris

 

Fraud Gayweather
David Gaye

 

Jameel Decline
Michael Can't
Mike Biteson
Fraud Gayweather

 

Vitaly Quit-ho
Fraud Mayweather Jr.
Fernando Vergas
Felix "Cheato" Trinidad
Antonia Margarita
Oscar de la Polla
Vivianna Harris
Hasbeen Rahman (Props to L.Lewis)

 

that's a classic

 

Best one so far.

TFK

 

Off the top of my head, the few nicknames I have created are mikkelboofski, de la lovesongs, and space monkey.

 

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You don't really need to change this one.

 

Vernon Florist
Stinky Wright

 

Shane Nosley
Quitdick Bowe
Corey Stinks

 

dsimon writes:

"cupcake" for Lennox Lewis
"Fraudley" Harris
"Crack pipe" For Oliver Mccall

 

Crapzola :: so simple and stupid... yet genius!

 

Chris TYRD
John LOUISE
Roy DOWN GOES JONES JR
Glenmuff Johnson
MILKDUD

 

slappy

 

Arthur Arab-ham
Paulie Moor-lignaggi.

 

Who-lio Gonzalez :: (when roy fought him)

 

As a Roy Jones fan I have to admit that was really funny at the time...




whoever put "Vivian Harris" (no changes) is a straight genious!




Hilarious!

 

Ike Ibeatahoochie

 

anphonio fraudburrito
mark too shot johnson
johnny crackia

 

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:: :bears:

 

Arab ham is awesome.

 

Arabham and "Moor"-lignaggi, were gimme's pretty much. I've been trying to think of one for Lucien Bute, along the same 'theme' ,.. I can't put "berber" in Bute.

 

Dsimon writes:

:laughing: :laughing: Best one yet!!!!

 

Davarryl "I'm Asleep" Williamson...after he fought Joe Mesi.::
Smokin' Crack Cooper:eeeek:

 

The Shitsko Sisters. ::
Zab Stupor Judah...after he fought Tszyu
"I have a" Golden Johnson. :laughing:

 

On another board, they call the Mayweather groupies "Flomos." ::

 

Michael Can't and Jameel Decline are two of my personal faves....::