Oscar

Being sued for allegedly sexually assaulting some chick. He allegedly was high on coke and tried to jam his first into her pussy.

 

With a left hook?

 

LOL why is every scandal involving this guy always so fucking weird

 

She felt pain afterwards, so it musta been the left.

She wouldn't have felt a thing with his right hand.

 

Cause he's a weird coke head.

 

I wish we could go back to 99 and tell the media, "In 20 years, Mike Tyson will be living a normal and healthy life, making money off selling weed, and Oscar will be a raging coke addict and sexual predator."

They would have laughed in our faces.

 

So your dumbass actually bought into this good boy act Oscar was selling PPVs with?? You're one gullible trigga

 

His first what?

 

The Latin Ted Bundy.

No tattoos, nice guy, doesn't have 27 kids, liked baseball, hated fighting, smiled like a homo his whole life.

He's a sorority sob-sister. They'll find his teeth marks in some broads ass some fine day and that will be it. Bzzzz. Old Sparky gonna put him out for the count.

 

Lol. Good catch.

Obviously I meant fist.

 

WEIRD Begets Weird...




REED

 

Bundy ducked the authorities for awhile.

Oscar doesnt have the stamina to withstand a long manhunt.

He's probably very tense and rigid when he rapes.... tires himself out.

 

Merchant: "Theres blood... around the vagina.... of the hooker."

Foreman: "And it came from the dominance of that Oscar De La Hoya left JAAAB."

 

Foreman: Sometimes When You Bleed, You Bleed PITIFULLY. Other Times You Just Bleed.







REED

 

Foreman: That Hooker's Gonna End Up in a PINE BOX!





REED

 

High school drop out shining through

 

Authorities: Our investigation has revealed that Mr. De La Hoya may have raped as many as 60 hookers.

Foreman: WHHEEEWWWWW!! Unheard of! Un.... heard... of.

 

Dropout is one word, Polish Einstein.

 

"Fisher Price, my First Fisting"- available at all good toy whores I mean stores, stores.

 

"Ted, Ed, Gacy... Zodiac............nobody is pfp until they beat Oscar. Nobody".

 

Your Last Name Must Be "Kardashian" Because You're Always On a Black Man's Nuts Like One...






REED

 

Leave oscar alone.

 

Golden Boy Promotions: The Home of Coke & Clenbuterol

 

So who is Oscar REALLY rooting for in two weeks?

His cash cow? Or his fellow sex predator?

He's torn.

But safe to say if women see Oscar and Kovalev walking together after the fight they should run like Hell.

 

It was probably oscar by himself in drag shoving his own fist up his ass

 

For every failed Employee joke, let's donate $1 to St. Jude.

Childhood cancer will be eradicated by next year.

 

Keep your 1 dollar you need it more than them kids.

 

At this point, I'm more inclined to believe it. He's been accused numerous times over the years and settled out of court. Usually when there's smoke, there's fire. Although according to George Foreman, "when there's smoke, sometimes there's just a whole lot more smoke"

He Says He's A Gladiator, But Oscar De La Hoya Has Yet To Give A Definitive Ring Performance That Proves He Has The Heart Of A Great Champion

 

I wonder if you can go to the Golden Boy office and make an order right at the reception desk.