Davey Hilton vs. Paris Hilton Harry Simon vs. Paul Simon Meldrick Taylor vs. James Taylor who wins these battles?
All bullshit matchups. Bernard Hopkins vs Anthony Hopkins, now THAT'S a matchup. B-Hop has fought several white fellows who punched him in the face, but never one capable of eating his face.
Julian destroys her within 3; Anytime Anyplace. Janet would never be in Control and IF some chance she lasts til the 3rd, she gets stopped in the 4th. Janet's defense would be horrible. Julian would hit her at will while saying to her "I can't Miss You Much"
Harry Simon was Always OVERRATED in REED's Opinion...Simon AND Garfunkel Beat the Brakes Off Him, via 12 Round, Tag Team UD... REED:shadow:
Harry will turn to the crowd and raise his arms, pleading his case for the decision but he will be greeted with nothing more than The Sound Of Silence
:bears: Janet attempting to dodge the bombs of Julian Jackson would certainly be a ridiculous Escapade
Mike Tyson vs. Cicely Tyson... Iron Mike Starts the Fight "Bustin Loose" w/a Flurry, but he'd Never Be Hittin the Star of the "Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman"...Mike Would Swear he's the "King", but Cicely would Dig Deeeeeeeeeeeeeep Down into her "Roots", Conjuring Strong, Brave, Male Qualities, like "A Woman Called Moses" Would... Ultimately, Cicely Whips Iron Mike's Ass, Chewing him Up like "Fried Green Tomatoes", Bringing the BITCH Out of Him, Leaving Mike Sitting on a Stoop w/"The Women of Brewster Place" or Rocking Old Lady Garments & Horned Rimmed Glasses, Riding a Bus w/No Destination, Hoping to Star in the Remake of "The Rosa Parks Story"... Mismatch, Honestly... REED:hammert:
If it's for a title, Howard somehow defies all logic and figures out how to lose a close decision::::
