Lennox Lewis

Today's heavyweights make Lennox Lewis look like a monster.

Lennox Lewis didn't mess around. When they put that clown Grant in front of him, he grabbed the back of his head and jackhammered his chin. When he took on Golota, he made him crumple like a bitch in the corner. After Rahman got a lucky shot in on him, he came back and put him into a coma center ring. When Mccall got to him, he came back and made him cry like a bitch. After Tyson talked shit and bit him, he beat him half to death. He shredded Vitalis face, he knocked out Briggs, he knocked out Morrison and Ruddock too.

Todays top heavyweights are a bunch of pansy bitches who are happy to jab jab and tie up their opponents to get the win without ever trying to drop major destruction. The stoppages are all just out of frustration, I can't remember the last time I saw the champ put him oponent to sleep cleanly. Lewis did that regularly.

 

Lennox Lewis was the fucking man. :bears:

 

Lennox Lewis is the greatest human being ever

 

No shit !!! He knocked bodies the fuck out !! What are you doing up so late ?

 

I always disliked that fucker, but he was a great fighter.

 

Definitely a lousy commentator though.

 

Lennox Lewis was Quite Clearly THE BEST Heavyweight of his Era AND a Peter Gazing QUEER...Living Proof that Some Fags CAN Fight...



REED:dunno:

 

Definitely...Fortunately, his Commentating Career is "OVAH!!!"


REED:hammert:

 

He certainly found out a great way to vent the frustrations of being a closet fag.

 

"Definitely" - Lennox Lewis...


REED:mj:

 

Agreed, a marriage with a woman and having children is a good way to overcome that:giggle:

 

Michael Jackson was Married @ Least TWICE that REED knows of AND had about 2 Children...Nonetheless, MJ was STILL Pretty Fucking GAY...



REED:hammert:

 

I'm actually up early. Short straw this weekend, I'm filling in and reading hourly newscasts on our Morning show. 5am start

 

True that, I never denied Lewis is a gay. I mean, not as gay as Tyson obviously but gay nevertheless

 

Thats why he was so bitter and pissed off when dudes stepped in the ring with him. He had that "bitch fight" mentality going on. Only he was like a lesbian bitch and wanted to knock out the girl across from him. Thats what he thought anyway.

 

Tyson was way less gay than Lewis, start a fightbeat poll if you want a conclusive answer on that.

 

if, If, IF Tyson was Gay, it was a Means of TAKING a Dude's Manhood from Him...A Way of DEMEANING a Dude...But In Lennox's Case, he was Actually TURNED ON by Manhood...Tyson was More Along the Lines of the Prison Lifer that Eventually Resorts to Gay Sex, Whereas Lennox was the FREE Man that Actually PREFERRED Gay Sex...



REED:kidcool:

 

Of Course he was...Don't Mind Ugo, he's FINNISH...



REED:kidcool:

 

Mike was def/ the catcher, though, as evidenced by their fight. He likes being the bitch, wiping blood away from LL's cheek.

 

That post fight was extremely awkward.

 

It still blows me away that so many people thought Tyson would win that fight.

 

I never got the vibe that LL was gay. Well spoken = gay to you guys I guess.

I'd be more surprised if LL came out of the closet than if Tyson did.

 

You won't find many that will admit to it.

 

how come he didn't knock that mohawk bum out? that was a pure bum

 

Yeah and that bum was on his deathbed only one day before the fight.

 

and was like half lewis's size

:tick:


i can understand the other fights that went the distance...but what happened with this mohawk bum :dunno:

 

Slight accent also = gay.

Not threatening to eat children = gay.

 

He must be always stoned

 

Mavrovic showed an inhuman chin that night.

 

British = Gay

Canadian = Gay

I'm not sure if his Jamaican background also contributed to his gayness.