ON!!!! Haye vs. Wladimir

He'll tell you that it is just an image, and that image doesn't matter.

He will then immediately ask you if you think that the image of him lying on somebody elses back soaked in their urine is better.

If you say yes, then he'll go for that.:Thumbs:

 

Wladimir Klitschko is fit to face me, says David Haye

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/boxing/12932120.stm

 

July 2nd it is. Short travel for the british fans to Hamburg. Place will be sold out.

 

House should be mostly Russian, German, Ukrainian, you know, those evil sorts.

 

All sorted. Am thinking about going. Naaaaaaaaah.

 

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Its a damp squib as announcements go.

Its been on-off-on-off so many times, now the wolf has finally appeared, and David the Shepherd is screaming his balls off for help...............nobody seems too pushed ::

 

The most certain thing that can be said about this fight is that it will be very, very boring.

 

Thats great. You better get that down in writing now, set the tone, set the tone..."boring, Hamburg, Europe"...nobody special has every been to Hamburg, except for...maybe the 8th Air Force and The Beatles.

 

The fight being boring has nothing to do with where it's taking place.

 

Yeah but it is certain to boring, right? Certainly?

 

Yes, that's what I said. Do you want me to draw you a flowchart or something?

 

You got something against Gant charts, buddy??

 

It's either going to be Haye by KO round 1, or Wlad by wide UD, possibly a late stoppage.

 

Haye, to the body, apparently.....

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011/apr/20/david-haye-wladimir-klitschko-july-hamburg

 

Alls I can say about Wlad is, thank fuck Vitali came back,...thank fuck x 100,..

 

Will the gloves be checked thoroughly for poison?

 

Yes........by three lab rats, one British, one German, and one Neutral

 

German hospitals are under contract aswell, they detected the poisonous inflamation on Byrd's skin, and covered it up according to Max Kellerman.

 

Link? Link or its Bullshit ::

Instead of Bryant Gumbel they should have Ernst Zundel!!!

 

Well no doubt Byrd was sent to hospital for a check-up,.. Kellerman would have to assume that federal general practice was under the hood. :nono:

 

Yes, as it has been, since 1944.....

......hey, what do you call a porter in a private hospital???

 

Well we will see during the fight if there is any suspicious swelling and I'm not talking about the kind Irish gets when the Klits are mentioned.

 

Lay that lino son, prep them fillets, get that groundwork in.

Poison, Swelling, Steroids, Boring....the trifling piffle of the usual suspects.

 

I assume you are kidding? The "suspicious" swelling on Byrd was caused by nothing else other than the bombs that Klit was hitting him with.

Boxers always touch their own faces with their gloves. If you're a boxer and you're going to cheat then putting poison on your gloves probably isn't the best way to go about it.

 

And with Wlads, boring, hands up style, that was always going to be the case.

AMazingly, Americas magical thinking now displaces reason to such an extent that a gradual swelling over 36 minutes where a fighter is being hit, repeatedly, is down to POISON and not the punches. :bangh::bangh::bangh:

Yet Maidana swelled Morales eye shut because Maidana is like Schmelling, and hits with Middlweight power, at 140. No poison there- just POWER

MAGICAL!!!!

 

Still and all Irishman, you know I dont hate Wlad because of 'other reasons' ,.. I most definitely need him to knock the excrutiating press release bitch the fuck out,.. but after that,.. it's better he were to lose,.. you got to admit,.. that style of his sears the eyes,.. burns them right out of ones fucken skull infact,..

Don't you think it would be a pleasant change if Wlad was knocked off, and Vitali retained the role of 'the real' heavyweight champion which he is?...

 

I have a better idea; Wlad beats Haye, Vitali beats Adamek, Vitali retires, Wlad fights Povetkin for all the marbles, Atlas Shrugs, Wlad retires as Undisputed HW Champ.

Behold....the wretched epistles that would flow from that...."Retires with no defences of the Undisputed Crown.....Brother was the same, in fact, they wanted it this way, and so they must be judged as such, judged as such :nono:....careers dogged by whispers of steroids...."

 

Have you ever seen so many press releases from one fighter before?..

I dont think I've ever seen anything like it.

 

Its up to you, David, its up to you.

 

Considering his liberties to indulge in corruption,.. two fixed fights,.. no fights against other heavyweight contenders,..a suitcase of tax-free british cash flown with him to his Cypress mansion,..it makes the amplification of his narccistic character even sweeter,.. did you hear what he said about the fight being made?..

"I finally I got a call from the Klitschko's out of the blue, now the fight is on".
:wack: 'Finally they've accepted my challenge'..

It's an extremely sad reflection to see how impressionable and absorbent the common moron is on general forums,.. it's how politics works aswell,.. they've got thier tongues hanging out, thier eyes are rolled back,..and they're talking about Vitali ducking him once he's finished with Wlad,.. not about how the fight is going to go with Wlad,.. they're past that, they're focused on Vitali running into retirement... :: 'ducking Haye more than he already has'..

The vulnerable halt progress Mr white,.. :crafty: