What Is The In-Joke...

...regarding Terry Norris on this site? I am curious.

 

I started posting a response and deleted all of it as I answered this once before.

I'd like to read other poster's versions as to what it's about.

Very few know other than Jake.

 

Well, the short version as it was handed down to me by my father and his father before is that Norris once co-owned the site with Cupey. In a heated exchange over home page fonts, Cupey drilled Terry with a short uppercut. Norris dropped like a rock thus cementing his legacy of having a suspect chin.

Or was that Orlin and Eastside? Damn...

 

Those that know... won't tell.

Those that'll tell... don't know.

 

Omerta, baby. Anybody talks is going to be found in the weeds in trunk of a car.

 

Terry Norris doesnt sleep..... he waits.

 

Terry is so punchy, he probably doesn't even know what's going on.

 

The joke is that he has a bad chin.

 

Terry Norris doesn't get knocked out. He just gets bored with this shit and goes to sleep.

 

It's not bad, it's Terrible!

 

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Ugh. This is like when my kids come to me and say "we have a secret!", and then when I finally break down and ask "OK, ok, what is your secret?"......

They coyly smile and turn red-faced and tight lipped, giggling.

 

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Terry Norris is allowed to come in the ring dry.

Terry Norris can win rounds on a Mustn't system.

Terry Norris doesn't need the last round.

 

Actually it's not just boredom, he has narcolepsy.

Most people don't know that. It explains his "knockout losses".

When he didn't climb off the canvas it was because the ref didn't count loud enough.

 

You come in the ring draaaaaah, and narcoleptic.......::

 

.....and THEN There was Terry Norris....



REED:cheer:

 

Terry Norris doesn't need a feeling out round.

Terry Norris gets a 10-0 round for a knockdown.

Terry Norris has stopped more people on cuts than Dracula.

 

Terry Norris Has....

1. Knocked a Man UNCONCIOUS During the Referee's Instructions, w/Out EVER Touching him....

2. Worked his OPPONENTS Corner btwn Rounds...
3. Got a 10-8 Round Scored for him, w/Out Throwing a Single Punch (FUCK Willie Pep)....

4. Had the Referee RAISE his Arm in Victory Even After a Loss, BEFORE the WINNER's Hand was Raised...

Terry Norris IS......The Most INTERESTING Fighter in the Wooooooorld!!!....



REED:mj:

 

I don't always lose, but when I do I prefer Disqualifications

 

I can't believe people don't know by now.

 

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Terry Norris lobbied against 15 round fights for his opponents benefit.

 

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

 

Terry was playing possum against Julian Jackson. Joe Cortez saw this, and stopped the fight to preserve Jackson's life after Terry whispered to Cortez "Forgive him ref, for he knows not what he does."

 

Norris had to be somewhere that night. He didn't have any cab-fare on him so he feigned unconsciousness to catch a free ride in the amber-lamps down-town.

 

Terry Norris...

....Actually BEAT Don King in a Court of Law...
....Fought an ENTIRE Baseball Team, while Growing Up in West Texas...


SERIOUSLY!!!!....


REED:hammert:

 

The first one is more surprising. ::

That alone earns him HOF credentials.