Karl Vs cdogg

In a parking lot in Houston, with or without gloves.

Who wins?

 

Right now, or are we to assume that both men are prime?

 

Whoever's standing by at the time would probably count themselves a winner.

Do people really meet & fight over Internet posts?

 

Right now, no prime pre divorce nonsense for you this time Jones

 

Boxing is a hurt business ::

 

Cdogg would fuck him up. Karl is not a fighter he's a lover and when I say lover i mean Chris Henry fucks him in the ass.

 

:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

 

I like Karl, he's a great guy actually, but this post cracked me up!

:giggle:

 

He is insecure, unintelligent, unable to argue his point, makes absurd observations as if he were being paid to do so, roundly criticizes fighters he's never met but states anyone else doing so is a coward, he was once shitkicked by Andy Ganigan 76 years ago and loves to brag about it, he loves silicone-titted wo-MEN, he cries to mods, he makes Mary Hart look like Mike Wallace everytime he interviews someone and he is a bouncer at a strip dive...

Yup, he sounds like a terrific guy

 

12 or 15 rounds?

 

Karl would just need to hit Cdogg in his out of shape gut a couple of times.

 

smegman is older, smaller and probably fatter. i mean seriously, cdogg claims to be over 6ft, if he can put a jab out there he'd bust the old man's face up after a minute or two with no gloves. then again cdogg being a whitaker fan he may fight like an nba player. could be another mourning vs larry johnson type stinker slapfest.

 

Cdoggs pretty big. I'm guessing he's 190 or so, unfat. Size doesn't count for everything, but it counts for allot more on the street than it does within the Marquess of Queensberry and even there it counts for quite a bit.

But the real answer is, this'll never happen and Karl should dry up about it, because bringing it up as a serious proposition makes him look silly. Nobody's gonna spend hundreds of bucks out their own pocket to meet up for a bloody fist fight in an alley.

 

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Cdogg never trained for no 13th round.

 

Precisely... Though you are being kind, I'm at 220 when I really ought to be at about 200... TLC, who loves me apparently, is exaggerating a little but he's right in that I've got a few pounds that I need to get rid of... But I'm definitely not a true fat person and I'm certainly strong and I am 6 foot two

 

I like both guys a lot,

who knows what they are like and what their boxing skills are?

i know Karl has some experience so without knowing anything about Cdoggs background, i'd pick Karl.

Cdogg, have you laced 'em up?

 

nah, just for HA-HAs here and there, never anything formal or serious... In a street scenario where there are no rules, I don't think it would matter... Karl was a third-rate amateur 100 years ago, It's not like I'm squaring off with Jose Luis Castillo or even David Reid... I would have no worries about my ability to bodyslam the Smegman and strangle him to death... But again, I don't intend to waste money on travel expenses and the obvious legal ramifications just to grant some loser who is too stupid to engage successfully in a written argument his wish of being touched aggressively by a younger, better looking man

again, no one has ever offered a reason WHY they like Karl... they just say they do (all three of them)

I could see why someone might NOT like me, but I could also see why they would... I'm a good dude, I'm pretty funny sometimes and I love a good laugh... Smegman has no sense of humor whatsoever and is also dumb with an inflated sense of self... there isn't a thing likeable about him

 

Cdogg, are you a big boy? Are you strong and in shape? Karl has boxed and been a bouncer, he knows how to deal with douchebags.. Lol not that you ra douche but I'm just saying...


Why would anyone have to say "why" they like Karl? I have always found his experience and commentary great!
The catch phrases like "Gladys, keyboard warrior, etc just make me like him more!

 

When Karl makes a good point, it's like a happy accident

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

Guy is a loser

 

Cdogg, how can you say that? He is a boxing fan number 1, how many people in your day to day life do you meet that know more about Boxing than Karl?

Also he protects people for a living.

 

Cdogg, don't you think Karl has some family in the world and they love each other? There is good in everyone

 

LOK, every day on this site I talk to 10 or more guys who make consistently though-provoking points about boxing... Karl makes an interesting point once every month and then if someone wishes to debate the point, he threatens them. That's what 5 year olds do...

He protects people? He allegedly protects a strip clubs bottom line for a living... Cops, firemen, guys in the armed forces, field social workers protect people for a living...

 

Frankly, I don't care if he does... The guy is a jerk... Is there good in everyone? Perhaps, but there is also bad... I dont like the guy, and most people here don't like him either because he doesn't deserve respect... You want respect, you need to give it

You like his routine because you think maybe he is being funny... He's not being funny at all, he seriously wants people to come to Houston, he really is a hypocrite who talks shit about fighters and then calls everyone else who does so a coward

He sucks harder than Esk at his worst times ten... He makes TLC seem like a great guy

I like you, LOK, you are a nice fellow and I admire your dedication to trying to be open minded about shitty dudes like Karl but I disagree with you here

 

LOK is just being funny. He knows just like everybody else knows that Karl is scum.

 

Not true Boss, I truely like him and everyone else here

 

Stinger just adds to the rich fightbeat tapestry

 

Thanks cdogg

 

"While he was convulsing on the ground in a bloody mess, I kicked him in the face for good measure." -Stinger

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LOK, you had an amateur fighting career at one point just like Stinger?

 

not really