Anyone watching Povetkin-Chagaev?

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  1. BOSS

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    Whoa LMAO ....

    fucking Teddy Atlas Damn that guy is KRAZZZZY with a K lol

    Dead father ? Magic ? Bring people back ? And there is a Russian guy translating this shit to Povetkin ? And Povetkin is thinking damn I wish I never called this crazy lunatic. I want my quarter back.
     
  2. Irish

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    :laugh11:

    He's think that if this is what you get when you just call to say hello, what do you get when you call for a serious chat???

    Teddy is a nut-case.
     
  3. loadedgloves

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    Because he's like the European equivalent of a redneck, but worse. He's a scumbag piece of shit who supports terrorism.

    I'm honestly surprised the admins let him stay.
     
  4. KaukipRrr

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    :lol::crafty: That was more like a political pot-shot, rather than a sanction of spree-murdering I realise,..well I guess Murdoch never got there in time Irishman, either that or the Nord's are civil commune of sorts, they chose Ireland for hunting so, they had a natural sense of conservation I guess, and to the point, through the Irish girls they put back in just as much as they hunted. :crafty:
     
  5. loadedgloves

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    Yeah, I'm sure if a Muslim commented that anyone who reminded them of Osama bin Laden was "Aces in my book," it would be seen as a "political pot-shot."

    Also, your dicksucking content is annoying to begin with, let's at least try to keep the presentation somewhat coherent ..

    [​IMG]
     
  6. KaukipRrr

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    I'm sorry for your injuries, but we are all at the liberty to have a crack at the interpretation of a given piece.
     
  7. Irish

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    I never said Brevik was "Aces in my book".

    I said anyone who reminded me of Breivik was aces in my book.

    English. Do you speak it, Motherfucker?
     
  8. Irish

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    He didn't misinterpret it. :dunno:

    He didn't even REED what the fuck it said.

    Nobody said Anders Breivik was aces in anybodies book.

    I said anyone who REMINDED me of Breivik was aces.....which they would be.

    It shows you how programmed these people are...........like amoeba in a jar, prod them and they move.
     
  9. KaukipRrr

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    I felt your motion was passed through the church of the third revelation :crafty:, and as I added, Martin Bryant never rapidly popped into the construction of your tabled letter, really though, if you were to take the aggressive tribalism of North American boxing into consideration, you might well celebrate Norway's little incident and pray for further unpleasantries by using an inspiring quip if I may, "Incoherent dicksuckers!" ..orderly, orderly if you will.
     
  10. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Yes, it's clear that I misinterpreted what you said based on my statement:

    Goddamn, you really are a fucking tool.
     
  11. Irish

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    I am a tool alright. I shall dig you out of your self-imposed masochistic wallowing........deaf rabbits are a liability, and as leader of the warren, I welcome the fox which rids us of their deadf genes.

    I saw a Arab fella in a flowing robe today, he had a beard. He reminded me of Osama Bin Laden. I also converted to Islam an hour ago.

    Will I now be banned???
     
  12. Irish

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    I will drain this forum..........they tried to make out that Breivik and Bryant were cut from the same psychotic, psychadelic cloth. Easy to do with Bryant as he was in fact somewhat nut-nut, much harder to do, but just as politically expedient, with the far saner Anders. I do wonder if Helenius doesn't have a righteous following of pale, beer swilling tattooed fellows who welcome this modern-day Eric in their midst. I'll bet he does. Incoherency, deep breaths, they have all gone mad, of course....we must be mad, we must be mad.

    Teddy Atlas, of course, is not mad, Not at all mal-adjusted, just perfectly sane and emotive. Hall of Fame trainer, you see, Hall of Fame. Canastota, baby!!!! He wouldn't dream of using a firearm to make a point. Not our Teddy.
     
  13. loadedgloves

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    That analogy doesn't even hold up to the most cursory scrutiny. Even for you, that's exceptionally dumb.
     
  14. Irish

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    :lol:

    Who was the most politically indoctrinated of the pair? Breivik or Johannes Buo, the 14 year old "political activist"??
     
  15. KaukipRrr

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    :crafty: Yes, Breivik makes very good sense politically, I caught that little tapir flap orr bookmark through the centre of your initial nupt, I might also detect nearby the ghost of a darker skinned Mitchell Kane,...:pathetic: oh what you will do I helplessly observe, as the Irish antlion begins to pincer another granule.
     
  16. loadedgloves

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    What's more of a non-sequitur, your post or a sparrow?
     
  17. Irish

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    Care to take it to TAAA???

    I'd be happy to cut you a brand new anus.

    14 year old "political activist" :lol:
     
  18. loadedgloves

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    I honestly don't see what's odd about that. It's pretty common for socially conscious young kids to take an interest in politics. You come across as much younger than 14, and you have an interest in politics.

    I'm sure you'd be happy to "cut me a brand new anus," but as must be a recurring theme in your life, reality and what makes you happy are at extreme odds with one another.
     
  19. Irish

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    Johannes Buo is dead. That is reality. He is as dead as doornail.
     
  20. mikE

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    I don't know how anyone could get annoyed with KaukipRrr in this thread after this post? I can't read the bold part without laughing out loud.
     
  21. Irish

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    KauKipKr is probably the best entertainer on this forum......Helenius does indeed have a rather cretinous look about him.
     
  22. Irish

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    http://www.fightwriter.com/heavyweights-were-hit-helenius-povetkin-fights-reviewed

    After the disappointment of Klitschko against Haye it was good to be reminded that the heavyweights can provide entertaining fights, with Alexander Povetkin outpointing Ruslan Chagaev and Robert Helenius stopping Siarhei Liakhovich on Saturday’s big show in Germany.

    Although Povetkin won a world title, he was workmanlike rather than exciting. Helenius provided the big hitting as the 6ft 6ins “Nordic Nightmare” hammered a very tough and game Liakhovich into defeat in the ninth round.

    While Helenius looked easy to hit, he dished out impressive damage and came through a fight that tested his resolve. Liakhovich was aggressive and determined and fought his best fight in years. The 35-year-old from Belarus (but based in Arizona) banged the body and landed some good left hooks. Helenius showed that he can take a punch, though, and his steady application of the left jab helped to break down Liakhovich, whose nose was streaming blood from the third round.

    I liked Helenius’s coolness under pressure. Liakhovich gave it a great try and I think that some heavyweights might have folded under the onslaught. Helenius, though, has mental and physical toughness, and I think he is stronger than his somewhat undefined physique suggests — it isn’t easy to push him back.

    Helenius showed good hand speed, and although we think of him as being a big right-hand hitter his hooks and uppercuts with the left were taking a toll on Liakhovich.

    Once Helenius started backing up Liakhovich the fight was essentially over. A brave rally in the sixth round was Liakhovich’s last stand. Helenius was unhurried in his advance, placing punches accurately rather than just letting his hands fly. Beaten to the canvas and saved by the bell in the eighth, I thought that Liakhovich could have spared from taking the left-hand blasts that had him out on his feet in the ninth. Helenius isn’t ready for the Klitschko brothers but he has to be taken seriously.

    Povetkin showed character in coming back from a rocky sixth round to defeat Chagaev on a widely scored, unanimous decision. The Russian Olympic gold medallist fought intelligently, getting off with combinations and moving around the slower Chagaev. The fight always held the interest because Chagaev was dangerous with the left hand from his southpaw stance — indeed, he landed the left so hard and often in the sixth round that I thought the fight might be turning. Povetkin recovered his composure quickly, however, and Chagaev wasn’t able to maintain the impressive form of the sixth round.

    Povetkin’s hand speed and movement were too much for Chagaev. Apart from the big sixth round, Chagaev just couldn’t seem to get going. Povetkin followed trainer Teddy Atlas’s strategy of scoring in spurts and not staying in place to be countered. Povetkin doesn’t have Klitschko-type firepower but his left uppercuts through the middle seemed to be jolting Chagaev. To me, Chagaev looked as if he could never quite figure out Povetkin, and the Russian heavyweight simply kept winning the rounds although it was never an easy fight for him.

    One senses that the Povetkin camp isn’t eager for a match against one of the Klitschko brothers — Atlas pointedly refused to discuss the Klitschkos in the post-fight interview. I don’t think that a fight with either Wladimir or Vitali would be winnable for Povetkin, who seems likely to make his first title defence against Evander Holyfield, who was a ringside guest of promoter Wilfried Sauerland. Although Holyfield is 48 he still looks as superbly built as ever, and with his vast boxing knowledge he might be able to put up a good fight against the relatively inexperienced Povetkin.
     
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    christ, Atlas is a lunatic

    you know what, though? at least he wasn't screaming at the guy between rounds telling him he's a loser and all of that crap he usally does
     
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    and while I agree that sometimes, Kauki says things that are definitely funny and worded with great wizardry, he knows nothing about boxing
     
  25. Irish

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    He might not know a left hook from a Bernard Hopkins nut to the groin, but he knows the antics and the nonsense as good as any of us. NB: Graham Houston has forgotten more about fighting than most people will ever know, but him and Kauki have both alluded to the deceptive strength and conditioning of Helenius, belied by his flabby physique. Houston also commented on Helenius calm under fire- whilst Kauki accurately opines that Helenius could lose to Chambers but beat Wlad.

    As for Helenius.....fuck it, Lewis seemed impressed enough. Nobody seems to stop damaged fighters as well as Helenius does. His stoppages of Peter and Liakhovich were clean, snappy finishes.
     
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    I think he may be alluding to a bit of old school romanticism. I've got the books, but lack the interest. Anyway I get my tertiary education through professer Steven Kim, the old asian martial master who brings the mind and body together doesn't he. :crafty:
     
  27. Irish

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    Steven of Kim....he does have an interesting, uh, slant on things, doesn't he??
     
  28. KaukipRrr

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    On a related subject,..

    Sergei was unable to breathe through his nose from the moment the first break occurred in the third round,â€￾ Manager Tony Cardinale said. At the same time, Liakhovich began to swallow copious amounts of blood as he attempted to catch a breath through his mouth.

    “Sergei proved last night that he is one of the toughest fighters in the heavyweight division.â€￾ Cardinale continued. “Despite a painful handicap that made it nearly impossible for him to take a proper breath, Sergei kept on coming. Even after the knockdown, he came back swinging. Had Sergei not been so severely injured, I think he would have won the fight.â€￾

    :wack: ,.. so had he not been punched in the face
     
  29. Irish

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    I wonder would Tony Cardinale be related to David Ciarlante, who was another man who would have won a great many fights, but for the annoying tendency of his opponents to bash him in the face.

    I wonder does a European deserve praise when he absorbs a beating from another European, but doesn't quit?? Or am I being unrealistic???

    And everybody knows that losing because of an injury is no excuse :nono::popcorn:
     
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    It's kind of like when people say Vitali woulda won had half of his face not been wavering around in the wind. :crafty:
     

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