Jon Jones Sports Science

After watching the Jones and Rampage interview during the UFC Fight Night broadcast, I walked away with one thought.

Jon Jones is the gayest sounding legitimate bad ass in the world.

Rampage is going to get destroyed but he is at least 100000000 times more intimidating than Jon Jones.

It's kind of funny.

 

Jones reminds me of Jermain Taylor when he talks.

 

Anderson Silva, Mike Tyson, Lennox Lewis, etc.

Jones doesn't even sound gay.

 

The funniest to me is Anderson Silva hands down.

He's one of the best fighters in the world, and when he opens his mouth he sounds like a 9 year old girl.

(In squeeky little voice) "Hello, my name is Andahsan Silvah".

 

not a fan of jones' personality. great talent though. i hope rampage wins somehow, but i'd be surprised if he's even competitive.

 

Shocking. TLC contradicts a post wherein I was simply making a joke and NOT actually ranking the gayest sounding fighters in history.

The 12 year old still needs to feel like he belongs. Oh, um, I mean the full grown adult acting like a 12 year old still needs to feel like he belongs.

 

This show is fucking stupid. I remember watching one clip where they were set to prove that a woman can punch harder than a man. They brought in Lucija Rijker who is almost a dude to go up against some skinny 120 pound black crack head. She won. The only catch was she was throwing hooks and the guy was jabbing at the target. I mean come the fuck on. Did they point out that hooks generate a lot more power than jabs ? Nope. We know that but some layman watching won't and he will buy into that garbage. Stupid fucks .

 

Jon Jones is the STUDIOUS Brother, Rampage is the HOOD Brother...

While Well Spoken, Jones ISN'T In your Face with his Words...He's More SOFT Spoken...He's the Type that'll Beat the Living Shit Out of U WITHOUT Telling U about it First...Bones just DOES it & Goes On w/his Business...Rampage is the Polar Opposite...

REED Actually Looooooooooooves Bones' Personality...1st of All, it's GENUINE...2nd of All, there's MORE to Black People than what Floyd Mayweather Types Portray...Rampage is VERY MUCH the Stereotypical Brother, but there's MUCH More Depth to Black Men than JUST that Side...

Jones is PROGRESSIVE...There's a NERD Quality in his Voice for Sure, but when U Can Fight like THAT, it Doesn't Even Matter...If Steve Urkel Could FIGHT, he'd B Jon "Bones" Jones:laugh11:...

REED Read about this "Spygate" Shit a Few WEEKS Ago, but it's SURPRISING Seeing Rampage STILL HARPING on it...He's CLEARLY Laying the Groundwork for a Loss Here...His Face Looked Pretty FULL as Well, Even Though he's Fighting Next Week...The Thing is, Rampage is Fairly 1-Dimensional...WHYthefuck would ANYBODY Need a Spy in his Camp???...Rampage IS who he Is & He'll Fight like he USUALLY Fights...

REED THOUGHT Rampage Might B the 1st to Legitimately TEST Jon Jones, but the Way he's HARPING on "Spygate" Makes it Seem like he's ALREADY Prepared to Lose...

REED:Lok:

 

They're Both LOW KEY, MILD MANNERED Talkers, if that's what U Meant...



REED:Lok:

 

Don't have a tantrum now.

 

They always do stupid shit like that. I remember they did an experiment on what type of gloves generated the most force. They had some hockey goon punch bare, Rampage with MMA gloves and Chris fucking Byrd with boxing gloves.

Obviously, Rampage won and Byrd came in dead last.

 

Minus the country. He basically sounds like an idiot.

 

REED Doesn't Get that Impression @ All...

No, Jones ISN'T a Rhodes Scholar, but he's Fairly "BookWORMY", for a Fighter...Fairly LEARNED, for an Athlete...He's Got an Associate's Degree, for what it's Worth...REED Wouldn't Want Bones OR Jermain Balancing his Checkbook, but Bones Jones is ALOT "Sharper" than Taylor is, Mentally...

Jermain GETS his Point Across, but it's in that Aw'Shucks, Down Home Kind of Way...Wouldn't Surprise REED @ All if Taylor NEVER Finished High School...Doubtful he even has his GED...



REED:hammert:

 

I agree, he doesn't seem stupid. Not sure he seems particularly intelligent, but definitely doesn't seem as dumb as the likes of Taylor.

 

That is exactly the description I was trying to nail. I said 'gay' in my original post, but "Bookwormy" is it.

Put a pair of horn-rimmed glasses on the dude and jack his pants up and I'm pretty sure he looks like a grown up version of Irkle.

 

I'm glad REED called this one out. Many of my friends are brothers, it kind of gets me when people call someone like Jones "gay" or imply he isn't "black" enough. I like Rampage, always have. But you all know he plays to the stereotype. I think he knows the UFC doesn't have many black fighters and he found his spot. Something tells me Rampage grew up country if we are being honest, but that's besides the point. Jones wins by ref stoppage tko round 1

 

Yeah gay is completely the wrong word, but there's obviously a pretty strong dorky quality to Jones.

 

Brothers BITCH about "Labels" & "Stereotypes", then PIGEONHOLE Themselves in the Next Breath...35 YEARS Ago, REED Would Get Teased for Daring to Use PROPER Language..."Trying to Sound WHITE", as they Called it:wack:....

You Would Think & HOPE that Shit would B Different Now, 3 1/2 DECADES Later, but it Really Isn't...

Jones Grew Up in a 2 Parent Home in Upstate N.Y. & he's College Educated...There's Very Little, if ANY, "Hood" Element To him, in Terms of his Background...But He's NO LESS "Black" than Rampage or Floyd Mayweather R...Rampage is a "Hood" Kid From Memphis Tennessee, which Consists of VERY COUNTRY Brothers...Rampage is Being TRUE to Himself as Well, but it just Bothers REED that the BLACK Community Seems to Accept Only 1 Type of Brother...

Hopefully Bones Jones has the Type of IMPACT that Leads to the ALTERING of that Line of Thinking...

REED:kidcool:

 

Keepin it real! ::

 

Jon Jones dropped out of community college because he knocked his bitch up.

To quote Dave Chappelle, "Sounds like a ni**a to me!"

 

SERIOUSLY, Dude???:boohoo:...

According to his Bio, Jones has an Associate's Degree...



REED:hammert:

 

Yeah, he got recruited for D1 but started fighting instead because he got his baby's mama pregnant.

 

Jones seems like a nice guy, but there's some pent up anger inside of him. Seems like the sort that got teased and bullied throughout his childhood.

 

jones was a serious wrestler in junior college. he went to iowa central comm college, which has had a top stellar wrestling program for years and is like the univ. of iowa of junior college wrestling. i think cain velasquez went there too before transferring to arizona st.

 

Sounds like a cracka to me.

Because we all know that black guys can't get college degrees and white guys can't know chicks up in college.

:dancingBaby:

 

Jon Jones: "REVENGE of the NERDS"...



REED:cheer: