Pavlik vs Hatton: Drinking contest

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  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Which alchy comes out on top?
     
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    Even though Pavlik is bigger, I have to say Hatton.

    Some Brits sure can drink copious amounts of lager.
     
  3. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

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    Hatton easily...Pavlik can't handle his liquor...damn alcoholic. Hatton is coke head...
     
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    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    British beer wins out over American beer so Hatton wins (this is assuming Pavlik is on American booze of course)
     
  5. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Hatton. The Industrial North of the UK is to loutish binge drinking as East Africa is to long distance running. This is just what we do.
     
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    TLC "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Pavlik biologically should be able to drink more, but Id never go against a Brit in a drinking contest.
     
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    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    pavlik is from hicksville. my guess is he drinks pabst or some rubbish like that.

    Guinness :bears:
     
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    Hatton wins hands down. Hatton's baby bottle was a bottle of whiskey
     
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    who drinks more? or who lasts later into night and has more fun?

    i'll go with Pavlik if it's the latter
    Brits don't know how to drink, they're always blind drunk by 10pm
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    My guess is Kelly gets shit faced on awhole lot LESS than Hatton. So by time Hatton is shit faced, Pavlik would been passed out in a bathroom stall.

    Hatton wins.
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    I'd MUCH rather be around a drunk Hatton, than a drunk Pavlik. Ricky is naturally a more fun, charismatic person than Pavlik. Pavlik is just a depressing, belligerent drunk.

    Basically, if you're in a bar drinking with Hatton, and some guys start to fuck with you, Hatton seems like the type to have your back and fight THEM.

    Pavlik seems like if you're drinking with him, he'll end up wanting to fight YOU.
     
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    Roll With The Punches WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    true...but if you're not white then you're as good as dead in the racist pubs that Hatton goes to
     
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    This.
     
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    Neil tueur de grenouilles

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    you must consider that cocaine is a performance enhancer in such a contest. a prime whitaker could hang with either of these guys
     
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    Agreed. Hatton just looks like a happy go lucky drunk, Pavlik looks like a vile, bitter drunk that would turn on you. He beat up his own brother while drunk.
     
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    Pavlik would beat you up...but if you're not white you would get beat up in Hatton's racist pub anyway

    both guys are shitty opnions for fun nights out
    with Hatton you would hang out at some shitty racist pub full of fat racists playing darts..not a woman in sight, and even if there were she would be British (ugly)...you would be bored out of your mind, and the pub would close at some pussy early time like they all do in England
     
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    Well he's definitely right about our closing times :lol:
     
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    Just gotta know the right establishments ;)
     
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    A Wise Man 1nce Said, "There's Only 1 Ricky Hatton!"....

    Hatton HANDLES his Alcohol Better, which is the Sign of a SEASONED Drinker...If REED Isn't Mistaken, Hatton's Parents Actually OWNED a Pub During Much of Ricky's Childhood, which he Frequented Quite Often...Dude's Probably Been "Sampling" Alcoholic Beverages Since ELEMENTARY School...

    Hatton was a Drinker THROUGHOUT his Career, but Other than EXTREME Weight Gain btwn Fights, it Never Really COMPROMISED his Career...Whereas in Pavlik's Case, the Moment his Drinking Went to a Different Level, his Career Fell Apart...

    Head to Head, Prime for Prime, Pavlik is IN the Fight for Awhile, but Hatton's EXPERIENCE would Dominate the 2nd Half of the Contest, Resulting in a Clear Cut UNANIMOUS Decision or even a LATE Stoppage for the Hitman...



    REED:cheers:
     
  22. Erratic

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    Yeah...and don't forget his injured hand from a couple years back when he "was fixing his window".
     
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    cocaine definitely helps because you are putting a substance with an opposite action into the equation... Hatton likes the coke and right there he's got a big advantage over Pavlik
     
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    :l1: what would the late stoppage entail? Does Pavlik start puking like crazy and the "ref" says HE'S HAD ENOUGH!
     
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    The bartender (referee) steps in a la Tony Weeks style (see Corrales-Castillo I) to rescue a puking Pavlik
     
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    In my experience Coke just gets you wasted quicker. E will keep you on an even keel through barrels of booze.
     
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    Any 5-HT receptor agonist will let you drink endlessly.

    Related note, I recall beer tasting crazily amazing on E.
     
  29. Hut*Hut

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    Never liked fizzy stuff on pills, but straight vodka was the cats pajamas
     
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    Should add that by the night of the contest, Hatton could very well be the bigger guy, not pavlik. Being fat is actually going to help him in this case.
     

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