Greatest blow-by-blow/commentator lines of all time.

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  1. Xplosive

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    Besides the MOST famous "DOWN GOES FRAZIER!"

    A few that stick out:

    Of course, Barry Tompkins infamous "And WE..... have a new era..... in BOXING."

    ^^^^Even if you're not a Tyson fan, you have to admit. Thats an awesome line/moment that will forever live in boxing history.

    Another that comes to mind is Lampley in the 10th round of Bowe-Holy 1 "REVERSING THE TIDE OF THE BATTLE!" I dunno why, but that line always gives me chills, and I'm no Holy fan.

    I also LOVED Merchant's lead in right before the bell of DLH-Mosley 1 "Like the legend at ringside Muhammed Ali once said, Who will dare to be great? Who will be bolder? And who will be tougher?"

    Others?
     
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    "Its nonsense"- Jim Lampley on the commentary of Harold Lederman.
     
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    The best ever. Pure genius.
     
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    "just goes to show there's no horse that can't be ridden and no rider that can't be thrown" - Merchant

    "Yup, 'cause Shane mosley is being ridden and thrown right here!" -The Lampley
     
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    Lampley adds to the excitement...
    "Power-shot, power-shot....that's Felix Trinidad."

    Lampley fails to out-do himself...
    "Pow! Pow! Pow!"
     
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    "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Unheard of! Un.......heard...... of!" - Big George.

    As a Roy fan, I always loved that one. Basically sums up prime Roy.
     
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    "The Whale has just been harpooned" Larry Merchant
     
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    "Can that....... man....... FIGHT!" - Merchant after Shane had just stopped that waste of sperm Marg.

    Merchant ALWAYS loved Shane, but I gotta admit I loved that one. The last vintage performance of Shane's career, and he did us a service in the process.
     
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    "BOOM...will Rahman get up or have the tables been turned!" - The Lampley

    No need to tell y'all what fight that's from.
     
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    I'm a lifetime Lewis hater, but I cant deny..... that was one of the most awesome right hands ever thrown.
     
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    Not sure I heard that one, but it's already my favourite.
     
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    :lol:

    Great one.. Sometimes I just can't help blurting it out when i see something amazing.
     
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    "HA! I gotta tell ya somethin Jim!"

    I remember years ago, either in the S/O days or in the VERY early Fightbeat days, some poster once saying that Lederman always laughs before he gives his scores cause he's knows they're a joke.
     
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    LOL I will never forget the "POW! POW!" at the Manny fight. I could have swore he was drunk or something. Maybe Merchant hooked him up with some of his juice?
     
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    - OOOOooo He broke his legs!
    - Don't be -
     
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    LMFAO!

    George was comic relief.
     
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    haha. Glad George is off the air.
     
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    I liked Merchant's comment :

    "Barrera playing the glockenspiel on Morales' ribs"
     
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    It had everything on it. Perfect way to get around Rahman's mummy guard.
     
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    "Two minutes to go. Maybe two minutes left in Julio Cesar Chavez' historic unbeaten streak"

    approximately two minutes later.......

    "Unbelievable! UNBELIEVABLE! Richard Steele stops the fight with fewer than 5 seconds to go. Your gonna watch Lou Duva go crazy now....You're gonna watch Lou Duva go absolutely berserk!"
     
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    after Foreman KO'd Michael Moorer.
     
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    I think Lampley was trying to build on the success he'd had with the "power-shot" mantra he'd used to celebrate Trinidad, but it fell flat. And in the process, made us wonder if Lampley were, like you said, "drunk or something."
     
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    It was BANG :lol:
     
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    "Everybody is a paper title"

    "If Roy Jones wins this fight, little guys will be picking on Shaquille O'Neal!"

    "He better pull a Julio Cesar and run across the ring! AWWWWWW!!!!"

    "It's Hagler, full of blood!"
     
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    that may be even worse. :lol:

    whatever it was, i think it was an attempt by Lampley to interfere with the monotony of Pacquiao's beating Clottey's ass.
     
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    My favorite^

    Steward is HILARIOUS when he gets excited... He sounds so ridiculous, I love it.

    In Ward/Gatti after the crazy 9th round he yelled "PHEW! That's gotta be the round of the century!"
     
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    "oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!" when Ortiz knocked down Berto in round 6
     
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