Floyd calls Manny

Floyd, Pacman speak on the phone
Word is Floyd Mayweather Jr. called Manny Pacquiao Wednesday night and had a brief conversation. “I said just give me a 50-50 split in revenue and there would be no problem, anytime. It’s up to you. We’ll wait for your answer,â€￾ Pacquiao told ABS-CBN. The Mayweather camp confirmed the conversation but did not go into details.

Here's the transcript from the phone conversation

Manny "Hello?"
Floyd "You have a collect call from...NO YOU DON'T I'm right here I ain't playing that shit my phone calls are paid for. I put my quarter in and boom called you like it was nothing, money ain't no thing to me boy. I burn hundred dollar bills at clubs just think what I would do to a quarter. "
Manny "Freddy ???"
Floyd "This ain't no Freddy boy, the only Freddy I will be to you is Kruger because fighting me will be your fucking nightmare! "
Manny "How did you get my number??"
Floyd "How did I get your number ? Phone book motherfucker ! I got like 8 of them. All mine! Mine! I treat them like nothing. I burned one the other day at a club like it was nothing!"
Manny "It's 3 a.m Floyd...What do you want ...."
Floyd "I want you to take the damn fight! Las Vegas, May 5th, 75/35 split. I'm getting 75 percent you're getting 35 percent. I know it doesn't add up to a 100 but that's your problem not mine., Random Drug tests every Tuesday at 5pm, You gotta wear yellow trunks and yellow gloves and your hair is gotta be dyed yellow like you used to do it back in the day, If you have to have Freddy Roach in your corner he can't shake, it distracts me. Oh it's a disease? Find a cure by May 5th I don't care not my problem. You gotta come out to that song where the dogs at. Remember that song? It's a little inside joke because you eat dogs you know what I'm saying?. That's part A of my demands.."
Manny"Okay Floyd I accept. Fax me the contract and we shall do this right away."
Floyd "Hold on....I'm parking....paid for....24 inch rims.....Bentley.....bad.....reception...underground....what?? I will call you as soon as.."

 

Well, that sucked.

 

If Pacquiao was the target of the above parody you would have 'd. You know it.

 

I thought it was funny. I like how it makes fun of PBF's ridiculous obsession with material things.

 

:bears::bears:
This is as funny as anything you used to post in your Kaliber day's

 

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I think Floyd called Manny and asked him to go easy on him.

 

I've 'd when BOSS has targeted Floyd before. This just wasn't funny.